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Random headcanons, crack writing and incorrect quotes of you and AssClass :D

This is something like a spinoff idk


Headcanons!

- Nagisa once caught you doing the Chika Dance in your apartment—  he thought it was adorable and he now has a video of it in his camera roll 

- Nagisa has a small list of the things you like in his notepad

- Kayano sometimes come over to your apartment to eat pudding with you

- You read a lot of (Anime character) x Reader fanfictions on a certain orange app

- You tag along with Nagisa when he's watching Sonic Ninja 

- Nagisa's hair is like, VERY VERY SOFT

- Koro-Sensei would tease you but in a supportive way

- You once accidentally kicked Karma in the shins when sparring in PE

- He couldn't stand properly for the rest of the day

- You and Nagisa are equally strong— or perhaps you're stronger...

- Ritsu probably listens to a lot of Vocaloid

- Nakamura has a habit of yanking your earphones away from your ears

- Asano may not show it, but he's traumatized from your headbutt


Incorrect quotes!

Karma: I know you love him

Y/N: I definitely do not love Nagisa

Karma: I never said who

Y/N: Sht


Y/N: *pulls out an Anti-Sensei knife*

Nagisa: How many of those do you have?

Y/N, pulling out more: How many do you need?


Shiro: I like Koro-Sensei the way I like my tea

Shiro:

Shiro: In a bag, underwater


Nagisa: Name a way to be nice to others

Karma: Don't kill them

Nagisa: Setting the bar too low, but I'll allow it


Karma: Making my way downtown

Karma: Walking fast

Karma: 

Karma: Walking slightly slower so my steps match up with Okuda-San's because she's short


Terasaka: I was taught to think before I act

Terasaka: ...So if I smack the sht out of you, rest assured I thought about it and I'm confident in my decision 


Karma: *sees Y/N and Nagisa together*

Karma: They're cute. I would put them on a boat

Nakamura: You mean... you ship them?


Sugino: If you wanna play baseball, you gotta be the baseball

Sugino: *proceeds to become baseball*


*knock knock knock*

Y/N: Yes? Who is it?

Niseno Koibito: OOGA BOOGA

Y/N: *SCREECH*


Y/N, in her apartment: YOI YOI DONDAYO *Chika dances*

Nagisa, outside of Y/N's: Ah yes, Y/N doing her daily weeb stuff


Koro-Sensei: It's Christmas! Are you guys in the Christmas mood?

Y/N: Merry crisis

Bitch-Sensei: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way

Karma: Hoe hoe hoe

Nagisa: Guys please-


Nagisa: If I was a drink I would be vanilla, what about you guys?

Karma: Poison.

Maehara: Bleach.

Nagisa: Calm down edgelords

Kayano: Pudding.

Y/N: But Kayano that's not-

Kayano: PUDDING.


Y/N: *touches Maehara's hands* (Y/n can tell people's state of mind when Y/N touches them)

Y/N: Hm, yes. You're gay.

Maehara: what


Nagisa: If you guys were ice cream flavors what would you guys be?

Y/N: Vanilla

Terasaka: Vanilla you basic btch, I'd be pistachio 

Karma: Cuz no one likes you?

Everyone: *wheezes*

Karma: Ain't nobody like pistachio btch


Welp that's all I have for now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dw I'm working on the next chapter

This is very different from what I usually write

But hey it's fun :D

Maybe I'll do more stuff like this in-between chapters and maybe it can act like a lil pit stop for you guys :]

Thanks again y'all I love you muah  -Alla🌸

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