nikocado avocado x james charles fanfic 🥺🥺🌸🌸😳💓💗💗

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"One- no wait, 69 cheeseburgers WITHOUT pickles, cheese sauce, a giant pile of fries, some nuts, a hot dog, a pizza, and the blood of the innocent.

Oh, and a light coke."

"Sir, are you sure it isn't-" the employee couldn't even finish her sentence that the wenis man Nikonuts Avengers- i mean Nikocado Avocado started screeching at the top of his lungs and shaking and crying.

"NOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!! Banging my head in the wall!!!! The client is ALWAYS right whore!!!!!" At then started screeching again.

"I- okay, okay, coming right up..."

After Nikocado got his plenty of food, he came home, turned on the camera and started recording his new mukbang video that was basically the same as the others he does daily but no one really cares.

The amount of his videos were him screeching, crying when he would get a bit of food on his shirt, being punched by Orlin, and overall his whole personality being Hey look i lost 1 pound! Let's celebrate by eating 10 packs of cheese! And secretly re-earning that 1 pound back

But oh, the worst part of his videos were the comments of his followers.

Here's an example of them:

Supermariogamer11037: hAI NICOTINE OMG I LOEVE UR VIDOES SM IN THE NEXT CIEDO CAN U PLAY AMOGUS DANDAN SUSSY IMPOSTOR WHILE EATING 19289229838282 CHINKE NUGGES FROM GAYFC????????€/&/@/😜☕️😯🥶🥺🥺💕❗️💪🤩🤩🔥😟💕🥺😟🌟😯🌸🌸🌸❗️💕🌟 — This is what happens when you give 7 year old boys access to the internet.

Eugene: hi. Nutsokado. I am. A. 60. Year. Old. Man. I. Love. Your. Videos. Please. Pray. For.!.&& me. I still live with my mom pelqse fuckufn kill me.!!:?:? — This is what happens when you give old people access to the internet.

Kawaiipotatogurl69: haiii niko-chan uwu 🥺🥺🥺 ur my idol and i heartu u sm. i dont actually aknowledge the fact that ur slowly ruining urself by eating that amount of food but ik ur doing it for us so im sending u money uwu!!! 🥺🥺🌸🌸 i hope u can notice this. sayonara!! shussy baca — Some white girl trying to be japanese because she watched Pokémon for 1 millisecond and calling herself "Transracial".

Breadrubber: Nick ur jordans are fake as fuck

Mihu: Balls in ur jaws 😳😳😳😳👉👈

notascammer288383: This is Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon. I'm on my side account because i got locked off my main account. Can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music. — Typical scammer. You see these everywhere.

whatabeautifulduwang: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. — What the fuck is happening. Why would Yoshikage Kira watch Nikocado Avocado