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Welcome! I'm back, sorry for not
updating much because i was
taking a break from Wattpad but i uh-
read a couple of fanfic and i kind of got motivation from it  so yeah...also there's two more weeks until my school days starts :P

HOPE YOU GUYS WILL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY

*ASIAN BOW*


Anywaysysys let's just start

Warning! Cussing, Sexual
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Lavender: Hey Y/n/n!

Y/n: Hi Lav! I heard that Ron is gonna     hanging out with you at Three Broomsticks, you sure you aint needing my help?

Lavender: Yea— What is that?

Y/n: What's what?

Lavender: *pointed at something*

Y/n: WHAT THE F—

Lavender: WHY IS THERE HARRY AND DRACO SNOGGING??

Y/n:....I thought Harry wanted to fuck Draco.

Lavender: Yeah me too...

Y/n: Yeah, let's leave before it gets more hotter and i don't wanna see them taping me on my bed the next morning.

Lavender: right, right....Oh, did you know that i have some spicy story to tell you?

Y/n: Yeah go on

Lavender: So it's basically.....

Meanwhile with Harry and Draco....

Harry: Finally, anyways I'm gonna fuck you Draco

Draco: Eh? I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLOODY JOKI—

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Ron: Y/n, Have you seen Harry?

Y/n: hm? No but i saw him using your sweater in your room upstairs

Ron: right, right thanks mate

Y/n: yeah

Ron: wait Y/n.

Y/n: Yes? Reddy?

Ron: this is a small tent.

Y/n: OH SHI—

Ron: HE IS IN TROUB—

Hermione: He is literally infront of you two.

Harry: im done with these kids.


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Pansy: Why is Draco so weird today??

Blaise: He got tazed by Y/n for calling Hermione a uhh the M word.

Pansy: Mudblood?

Y/n: Love, let's not do that alright? Love you *smiles*

Draco:...How to be Pansy...

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Y/n: MATERIAL GWO—

Ron: Lavender, You're ugly.

Lavender: *sigh and snaps her finger*

Y/n: *Runs to Lavender* yes??

Lavender: You know what to do

Y/n: right, right....

Lavender: Go.

Y/n: You're nothing but a prostitute!

Ron: How dare you call me a prostitute!

Y/n: But you are.

Ron: You better say sorry.

Y/n: why should i? Go to hell. *Flips hair*

Lavender: *f-boy face* she's a material gworl!

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Ginny: I think I'm gay

Harry: K

Ginny: I think I'm inlove with Luna

Harry: hm ok

Ginny: Draco is dying

Harry: cool

Ginny: Voldermort is killing Ron

Harry: Right

Ginny:.......Fred is dead

Harry: i mean he is dead already anyways

Ginny: i think I'm inlove with He—

Harry: NAH. UH. UH. HERMIONE IS FOR Y/N ONLY. ONLY. FOR. Y/N.

Ginny: YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THAT??

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Hey guys, Its 0243 in the morning rn and i wanna sleep so i hope you all are having a great day and a good night.

Before i go,

Have you eaten?
How are you?
How was your day?
Have you drink today?
Have you remind yourself you're beautiful??

If not then you're beautiful :)

Alright, GOOD NIGHT YALL HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS CHAPTER!!!




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