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Harry: How do i confess again, y/n?

Y/n: Uhm- Just be yourself. Yeah

Harry: Alright, Im gonna ask Cho out.

1 hour later

Harry: Y/n!

Y/n: yes harry?

Harry: i asked draco out!

Y/n: Oh coo- wait who?

Harry: Draco.

Y/n:

Harry:

Y/n: the one who hates you?

Harry: he doesn-

Y/n: the ferret?

Harry: shu-

Y/n: the one who bad talk about you?

Harry: Loo-

Y/n: the one that fucked you since 5th year?

Harry:

Y/n:

Y/n: Ok yeah thats him.

Harry: When will you stop spilling the tea?

Y/n: what te-

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Hermione: we win! We win the war!

Harry: Yeah we did.

Ron: Mhm

*y/n storms in*

Hermione: love? Whats wron-

Y/n: Dont LoVe me! You kissed ron!

Ron:

Hermione:

Harry: wait did you?

Hermione: we had too, If we didnt-

Y/n: yeah yeah whatever.

Ron: But im dating lavende-

Y/n: Shush. Im just gonna go see ginny. Also fred is dead. Not really. Its just a prank.

Hermione:

Harry:

Ron: Ok what the fu-
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Voldemort: Come and face me like a man!

Y/n: Sir-

Voldermort: yeah?

Y/n: my pronounce is She/her

Voldermort: oh right, right, right.

Voldermort: Ahem.

Voldermort: Come face me like a Strong woman you are!

Y/n: thank you.

Voldermort: Yeah no problem, Now AVAD-

Y/n: Dumb bitch. Im immortal.

Voldermort: wait really?

Y/n: yeah. Lets test you too

Voldermort: yeah sure

(the next thing he knows thats the last time he will live)

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Hermione: I love you.

Y/n: mhm

Hermione:

Y/n:

*THAWCK*

Y/n: OW! WHAT THE FU-

Hermione: WHY CANT YOU JUST SAY IT BAC-
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Ginny: I fucked luna last night, its awesome.

Y/n: Is i-

BOOGH

Ginny and Y/n: OW-

Hermione: Luna fainted because of you ginny.

Ginny: OH MY GO-
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Hey gays! Im gonna have another class soon so uhmm yeah- Enjoy!
Made: 28/7/21
Upload: 28/7/21

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