Of Gifts And Courting (Tomboo)

game night

Not happy with how short this is especially for how long I've been gone, sorry bout that. y'all are too sweet with your comments :)💕

It didn't take long for the night to spiral into madness

"FUCK YOU"

"You have to give me 500 you landed on my property!"

Tommy sat in-between them as the husband's stared each other down for a second before tubbo stood up suddenly and walked out the room.

"what are you!?- don't leave!" Ranboo sputtered out his protests but was ignored. Tubbo came back minutes later and shoved some papers and a pen toward ranboo. There was another beat of silence.

"WHY DO YOU HAVE DIVORCE PAPERS JUST LAYING AROUND??"

Soo... they decided to stop playing Monopoly. Michael got to keep playing with the dog figure tho.

"What game can we play that won't result in tubbo threatening our lives and marriage" ranboo questioned, pinching the bridge if his nose.

Tommy laughed "the only game I can think of is battleship and that's because he always wins."

"I don't like losing" tubbo admitted with a grin.

"Oh really?? Really tubbo?? You don't like losing?? What made it obvious? Hmmmm, maaybe when you threatened to put cyanide in my breakfast!?" Ranboos voice pitched up a bit in his exasperation.

"Listen, listen boo- sometimes you say things in the heat of the moment"  he dismissed easily

"Uh-huh.." The enderman narrowed his eyes before sighing "get out the battleship"

They explained the game to ranboo shortly then set up their game. First up was tommy vs tubbo. Surprisingly, tommy seemed to be the one trying to strategize, once hitting tubbos battleship and called out the surrounding numbers to try and sink tubbos battle ship while the other just seemed to call out randomly.

It seemed pretty cut and dry no way would tommy loose but ranboo watched, increasingly distressed as Tommy's ships got sunk one by one with tubbo not suffering any big casualties.
The carnage of the navy battle left tommy groaning into his hands "How??? Howww!???"

"It doesn't make sense.." ranboo mumbled, equally distressed.

"Your turn lover boy" tubbo grinned, all sharp teeth and glinting eyes under his brown bangs.

Ranboo gulped and took a sulking Tommy's place, taking the red missiles out of the taken down battleships of his predecessor. He hadn't ever played the game so he had no idea if there was a specific strategy so he just placed them wherever.

"avenge me boobboy" tommy whooped, taking Michael out of his highchair as he got bored of the monopoly figures and tried to eat them.

He watched as the battle rages, bouncing Michael a bit. He as they switched blows, surprisingly ranboo was doing pretty good. He was landing hits on tubbos ships, unsurprising ranboo lost two of his.

The battle rages on and a deafening silence overtook the room as ranboo took down one of tubbos battleships.

"Oh my god.." tommy uttered

"..ranboo"

Ranboo gulped, staring at his husband hoping his status as the man tubbo planned to spend the rest of his life with would save him.

It was foolish really..

".. I'm going to use your bones for broth." There was no joking in this mans voice, no exaggeration to the words he said, and no love in his eyes.

"..tommy.. can I take refuge at your house tonight." He stage-whispered.

"A dirt hut isn't gonna save you boo, you know better. Now play the game."

Ranboo sighed shakily and continued to play.

Tubbo still won in the end not to anyone's surprise and ranboo found he was relieved when his final battleship was taken from the board..