The Pickup Line He Uses

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🚓Jim🚓

Jim - "Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged."

You - "Jim, get out of my lab!"

🐧Oswald🐧

Oswald - Yanno Y/N. I have a really big umbrella. . . Wanna see?"

You - *facepalm* "Why Ozzie? Why?"

Edward

Edward - "Babe, meet me in the fantasy section and I will show you a whole new world. "

You - "Edward, there's children here!"

🤡Jerome 🤡

Jerome - "I'm peanut butter. You're jelly. Let's have sex!"

You - "Did you really wake me up just to say that?!"

🃏Jeremiah🃏

Jeremiah - "I've heard it said that kissing is the 'language of love.' Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?"

You - *laughs* "Let's have that conversation now."

🔫Victor🔫

Victor - "Are you the mafia? Because I don't think the boss gave you permission to torture me with those good looks."

You - *rolls your eyes and walks out of the room*

🎩Jervis🎩

Jervis - "You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me."

You - "That's already happened. I fell the best way."

🎃Jonathan🎃

Jonathan - "Are you holding the people of Gotham in a constant state of fear? Cause girl you da BOMB!

You - *sighs and rolls over* "Goodnight Jonny."

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