Obey me

The Seven Brothers

Lucifer: "Sounds like you had a nice chat." 

Y/n: "Ehh. Can I color?" 

Lucifer: "Not right now." 

Y/n: "I would've preferred if you were to babysit me, LuLu." 

Lucifer: "You look worried." 

Diavolo: "If you were suddenly brought to a strange place and then told that an unfamiliar face will now take care of you, you'd certainly feel anxious." 

Y/n: "Nah, he doesn't seem reliable." 

Lucifer chuckles. 

Diavolo: "Mammon isn't the only one to help you out. Now we need to introduce you to the others." 

Y/n: "Bye, Dia!" 

Diavolo: "Where are you going, kiddo?" 

Y/n: "To go meet the others. Isn't rude to make them come to us?" 

Lucifer: "No-" 

???: "Oh come now. Really? You should be honored to introduce such a sweet and charming little brother like me!" 

Y/n: *Whispering* "LuLu. Is he always that self-centered?" 

Lucifer: "Yes. This is Asmodeus. He's the fifth born." 

Y/n: "Asmodez." 

Asmodeus: "Asmodeus." 

Y/n: "Asmadeus." 

Asmodeus: "Asmo is fine." 

Lucifer: "He's the Avatar of Lust." 

Asmodeus: "I can't believe you just totally ignored what I said! And not only that you called me this one!" 

Y/n: "Did it knock you down a peg?" 

Asmodeus: "What?!" 

Y/n: "Eek!" 

Y/n hides behind Diavolo since he was farther away from Asmodeus. 

Lucifer: "She's ten Asmodeus. Give her a break." 

???: "At least he didn't ignore you altogether. How do you think I feel?" 

Lucifer: "This one is Satan. He's the fourth born. He may seem like a responsible demon with a good head on his shoulders, but looks can be deceiving." 

Y/n: "You have a pretty hair color." 

Satan: "Thanks, kid." 

Y/n: "Are you sure he just never grew out of his teenage rebellion phase?" 

Satan: "Aha, so I'm that one, am I. Nice to meet you kid. I'm Satan, Avatar of Wrath." 

Y/n: "When you're as angry as you can get about how much stronger are you than now?" 

Satan: "I don't know." 

Lucifer: "Hmm?" 

Y/n: "Avatar of Wrath."

Lucifer: "Basically sums up what he's about. He might flash you a pretty smile but be careful because it's all an act." 

Satan: "If you keep saying things like that you're gonna scare the kid." 

Y/n: "I have a name! It's Y/n. Thank you very much for using it." 

Satan: "The sarcasm is strong in this one. Anyway, don't take him too seriously, Y/n. Lucifer enjoys speaking ill of his brother. He's the Avatar of Pride after all." 

Lucifer: Are you done? Now the grumpy one over there is Beelzebub. He's the sixth eldest." 

Y/n: "He's not grumpy! He's angry!" 

Lucifer: "Hangry?" 

Y/n: "A mixture of hungry and angry, Lulu!" 

Beelzebub: "She's right. Lucifer, I'm hungry." 

Lucifer: "Too bad. Now behave yourself." 

Y/n: "I have a granola bar in my satchel." 

Y/n digs into her satchel and pulls out the food. 

Y/n: "Here!" 

Beelzebub: "Thanks. I'm Beelzebub, Avatar of Gluttony."

Y/n: "Beel-Zel-bub!" 

Lucifer: "There's seven of us. Mammon-" 

Y/n: "The kleptomaniac?" 

Lucifer: "Yes, he's the second eldest of us. He'll be here soon. The others aren't here but you'll get to meet them later." 

Diavolo: "So. Do we have a child curriculum, or?" 

Lucifer: "This was your idea." 

Y/n: "Why can't I stay with Lulu?" 

Diavolo: "That's a great idea! He can keep you safe." 

Y/n: "Huh?" 

Lucifer: "Some demons don't want to be friends with people from the human world and individuals from the Celestial Realm, and might try to hurt you-" 

Y/n: "Who wants to hurt a little kid?!" 

Lucifer: "Yes, but it's just a safety precaution." 

Diavolo: Yay! Ooo! I can set up a play date for her! 

Lucifer: "No." 

Diavolo: "Huh?" 

Lucifer: "You're not setting her up a playdate." 

Diavolo: "Oh man! Wait. How did you know what I was thinking?" 

Y/n: "Huh?" 

Lucifer: "Don't mind him. Also, I know all." It was the look he got.