Obey me

The Movie Marathon

Mammon: "D'AAAH! Quit pullin' on me! Gr...dammit, lemme go! Let...me...go...this...instaAAAH...! D'ah! Ow! Hey, what the hell?! Ya coulda at least given me a little warning before lettin' go! I hit my head just now, ya know?! I can't believe you decided to go straight to Levi and ask him for the soundtrack... You really don't have any patience, do ya?! First of all..." 

Y/n spaces out. 

???: "Mammon, you jackass..." 

Mammon: "What... Who said that?! I'm not a jackass, idiot, or a money-obsessed moron! Which you didn't call me, but still!" 

Y/n: "Mammon, you idiot! That's Leviathan!" 

Mammon: "So, where are you anyway?" 

Y/n: "Probably in his room." 

???: "You're making way too much noise, Mammon. Would you do me a favor, and not stand outside my door being loud. I'm in the middle-" 

Y/n: "You missed Mammon getting dragged around the house like a dog." 

Mammon: "What?!" 

???: "Oh man. That would be a sight to see." 

Mammon: "Levi, we need to talk to you. Get off your ass and come to the door!" 

Y/n: "Stultissime! You can't insult him and expect him to talk to you." 

Levi: "No." 

Mammon: "See? See-"

Y/n: "Shut it, stultissime. Leviathannnnnnnn, I need to borrow your TSL Soundtrack. Also is Princy with you?" 

Levi: "No, and also no." 

Mammon: "Ugh, come on... That was awful. You're not supposed to tell him why we're here. He's not the kind of guy who does favors if you ask him." 

Y/n: "Why? If you do a favor for someone. They have to do something for you in return." 

Solomon: "Hey, I was wondering-" 

Y/n: "AHHHHHHHHHH!" 

Levi: "What the hell?" 

Y/n: "Malus Nequamque! I In Malam Crucem! Flagitium Hominis! Spurcissime! Sterculinum Publicum!" 

Levi: "Since when did you know Latin?" 

Y/n: "Forever!" 

Solomon: "Should I be insulted?" 

Mammon: "Yes." 

Y/n: "Very."

Solomon:" Okay. Ouch, I didn't even know a ten-year-old could know such insults. Anyway, this is the pair everyone is talking about."

Mammon: "What do you mean by that?" 

Solomon: "I'm referring to the rumor-" 

Y/n: "What's a rumor, also what's a dunce? Mammon called me one." 

Solomon: "Lucifer is going to kill you. A dunce is a person who is slow at learning; a stupid person and a rumor is a currently circulating story or report of uncertain or doubtful truth." 

Levi: "She's not going to understand that. A rumor is things people make up about someone based on a small amount of information, which then gets talked about by everyone." 

Y/n: "Oh." 

Levi: "Generally a bad thing." 

Y/n: *Sadly* "Oh." 

Solomon: "Anyway, I'm referring to the rumor regarding a certain human by the name of Y/n-" 

Y/n: "Hey, that's me!"