Mr Cheese

152 4 2
                                    


*inside*
TheGentleman: Are you hot Mr Cheese?
Mr Cheese, wearing coats and scarfs: Hotter than you.

*outside in the snow*
Mr Egg: Aren't you cold Mr Cheese?
Mr Cheese, just wearing a thing layer of clothes with a scarf: I'm cooler than you.

*inside*
Player: You look embarrassed Mr Cheese.
Player: Your face is-
Mr Cheese: Redder than you.
Veteran: Mr Cheese, I SWEAR-
Mr Egg: I- WHAT-
Mr Cheese: SHUT UP

AUL Oneshots and StuffWhere stories live. Discover now