AUL Oneshots and Stuff

wtf do i call this: Not-Orange x Blue

Hello there fellow AUL shippers. I'm back for more! I finally got the motivation to begin updating again. This one will be a redo of You Make Me Hurt, the Not-Orange x Blue one-shot I did. It was bad so I'm trying again. This gets a little spicy and there's also cursing. They are humans.

Blue looked down from the top bunk to see Not-Orange reading a book Blue got him for his birthday. "Heyyy, Orangeeeeee?" He said sleepily.

Not-Orange looked up at Blue with a small frown of annoyance. "Not-Orange. What's up?"

"Oh nothing. Orange." He did it on purpose that time. "But I do want to know: are you gay?"

Not-Orange dropped his book, surprised by his question. "Uh- I- I guess?"

"But Orange, 'I guess' is not a valid answer!"

Not-Orange was totally losing his nerve. "It's Not-Orange." He growled.

Blue's head was dangling over the edge of the railing so he was facing Not-Orange. His hair looked ridiculous but his eyes, his big, round, dark blue eyes. Not-Orange couldn't take his eyes off of them. Blue was turning red from the blood rushing to his head.

"Okay fine." Blue brought his head back up so Not-Orange was forced to look away. "I have other ways of making you talk Orange~"

Not-Orange was way past irritated, but hearing him say his name like that, even if it was said wrong, made him feel incredible. Blue had climbed down from the top and was now staring at Not-Orange.

"Fuck dude. Why are you staring at me like that?"

"Like what Orange?" He just doesn't quit. "Does this bother you Orange?"

"You know it does." Blue must have a death wish.

"Do I?" He said with the smuggest expression possible. He sat down in front of Not-Orange and smiled.

Not-Orange only responded by returning to his book and completely ignoring Blue.

"Aw Orange, don't do me like that." He whined.

No response.

"Orange?" He tried again.

Still nothing.

Blue, getting more frustrated than anything, decided to resort to more desperate measures.

"Orange~" He said in the sweetest voice he could do.

It seemed to be working because Not-Orange turned a faint red. They both started wondering what would happen if Blue said his name correctly like that.

Maybe it would stop feeling like teasing. Maybe it would feel like... something more. Not-Orange pushed away from those thoughts. Those thoughts were dangerous.

But Blue didn't think anything was dangerous, especially thoughts, so he did what any person who wanted to win would do.

"Hey." Blue said. He crawled up to Not-Orange and moved his book down, forcing him to finally acknowledge him.

"What do you want from me?" He said through gritted teeth. He was really annoyed and frustrated; he wished Blue would just leave him alone.

"Aww." Blue crawled closer and brushed Not-Orange's brown bangs out of his face. "Is Orange getting angwy? Does the little baby Orange want me to say his name correctly?"

"Oh fuck off." He tilted his head back down, making his bangs fall back down. "I don't need this right now."

"Not-Orange~" Blue really didn't know when to quit. But then, that would be his undoing.