AUL Oneshots and Stuff

Angst with a Happy Ending: Stoner x Captain

Don't do drugs.
Who am I kidding? Do whatever you want.
But seriously. Drug addictions are bad

For @Zane_AUL

Dunno if you can tell but I really like Captain x Stoner.
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"Stoner? Stoner? Stoner!" Captain was yelling into his phone after he heard a clatter on the other end.

~A disturbing phone call ago~

"So, you're saying you want to end it all?" Captain asked.

"Yeah. I just can't deal with it anymore." Stoner sounded tired, like he hadn't slept in days, "It's my fault anyway."

"Stoner... It's not your fault okay? And I really think you should come over to my place so I can-"

The sound of pills shaking in a bottle was heard on the other side.

Then a thump on the ground.

~end of flashback~

Captain was still on the phone with a seemingly unconscious Stoner when he got into his car. "Stoner! No! You can't go yet!"

When Stoner regained consciousness he was only half there, teetering on the edge of death, "I'm- I'm still here." He said, more to himself as it was a surprise the pills didn't kill him.

It seemed like every light Captain came across was red, keeping him away from Stoner for a longer amount of time.

"Captain... why're you... still- still on the phone with me?" He heard Stoner ask.

"Because I don't want you dead! I'm trying to keep you from dying!" Captain sped up, not caring if he got a ticket. The only thing he was worried about was Stoner.

"Why," Stoner paused to focus on lighting a cigarette, hoping the smoke would make him choke and die. "Why do you... want me alive?"

As soon as Captain arrived at Stoner's apartment complex he yanked the key out of his car and grabbed his phone. Searching for Stoner's apartment key on his key rink he responded

"I really care about you, Stoner..." he trailed off, but once he found the key he added, "more than you'll ever know."

"The fuck does that mean?" Stoner asked over the phone.

Captain was rushing up the stairs to the 3rd floor, so he could barely hear Stoner over his footsteps. He found himself asking the same question, What does that mean? While he came up with an answer, he arrived onto the 3rd floor and rushed to his right, knowing exactly where to go.

He was so worried, he was trembling while putting the key into the hole to unlock the door, but eventually he got it. Captain opened the door immediately with no fear of what he would see, only stress and worry for his friend.

He hung up on the phone and looked around the room, coughing a bit at the amount of smoke in there. Captain stepped into Stoner's single bedroom apartment and began walking to the window with the fire escape.

"Stoner?" He asked, as he poked his head out the window.

And there he was, in all his drug addicted glory. Captain didn't get a response so he hopped out the window and made his way to stand next to Stoner. He could smell the smoke from the cigarette Stoner lit, but he didn't mention it.

"Stoner..." Captain tried once more.

Nothing.

Captain sighed but still tried again, "Stoner?"

Still the sound of angry neighbors is all Captain heard.

"Can you just... just..."

He got so fed up with it and instead of yelling at Stoner for getting on his nerves, Captain may have done something much, much worse.

Captain turned Stoner to face him, took the cigarette out of his mouth, tossed it to the ground, and stomped it out. He studied Stoner's puzzled look before cupping his face and kissing him. It was a gentle kiss, but there were oh-so many feelings behind it.

Stoner stood frozen for a moment before realizing what was happening. Captain was kissing him. And he wasn't kissing back. He pulled away as Stoner began to function again, leading Stoner to chase after another kiss.

He got it, of course, and he also got to push Captain against the cool brick building as the sweet kisses turned into and intense make-out session. When they inevitably parted for air, Stoner was confused.

"Even when I'm at my worst?" He whispered to Captain.

Captain looked at him with an expression Stoner couldn't identify in his current state. "Even when you're at your worst."

Captain gave Stoner one last peck on the mouth before lightly pushing him away so he could hop back through the window frame.

"Let me help you, Stoner." Captain said as he extended his hand to Stoner through the window frame.

Stoner looked at him, smiling with joy, as he took Captain's hand...

And licked it.

THE END

(sorry do people not lick hands? I thought that was normal)

I need mental help, anyway: i hope you enjoyed this

Stoner: *apologizes the rest of the next day*
Captain: You were high, and you almost died.