The Absolute Worst

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Guard #1: Hey! Quit hogging the newspaper, I need my daily funnies.

Guard #2: Your comics can wait. Look! One theory about the disappearance of the ninja is that they've gone on a quest to search for Zane .

Guard #1: Oh, so that's why no one's seen the ninja for- ( rushes in and covers his mouth, then swiftly knocks the newspaper out of their hands.)

Noble: Are you crazy?! Don't talk about that on duty! (He grabs the guard and shakes him.) Do you have any idea what would happen if the prisoners learn the ninja are missing?

Guard #2: Uh... no?

Noble: They might start getting ideas! (He looks around and drops his voice.) Ideas about breaking out. Especially them. (Points to where the part where old enemies prisoner).

Guards: Sorry, Warden. (The newspaper on the floor gets blown over through the prisoners and smacks right into 's face.)

The Mechanic: What the nimbluey! What... (He glances over the newspaper.)The ninja are... (He gasps and runs over to Ultra Violet, who is filing her nails.) Ultra Violet, look!

Ultra Violet: This better be good, you're interrupting my "me" time! (The Mechanic shows her the front cover and she looks at the newspaper.) So it's true!

The Mechanic: If the ninja are out of the picture, we might actually have a chance!

Ultra Violet: yes but we take him with us (she points to Red wire) he grew up and dated the light ninja plus he could tell us her weakness!

Ultra Violet: (She grabs the paper and crumples it.) So tonight, after lights out. (She tosses it to The Mechanic.)

(Later that night, the prisoners are in their cells.)

Guard #2: Lights out! Cellblock 1! (Guard #1 switches off the lights. As soon as they pass by The Mechanic's cell, he gets up and detaches his . It goes and steals the keys from a sleeping guard, for the cells. It unlocks the Mechanic's cell doors, then The Mechanic meets Ultra Violet in her cell were Red wire is already waiting.)

Ultra Violet: Come on! (She lifts up a poster of Lou and reveals a hole. They go through the hole and climb out the other end. The poster closes behind them.) Ha! With the ninja out of the picture, we're practically home free!

The Mechanic: Heh! Wonder what happened to 'em.

Ultra Violet: Whatever it is, I hope it's something terrible! (They both laugh.) Especially Zane! He's the worst of the bunch. (She opens a cover and jumps through.)

The Mechanic: Zane? You're kidding? He barely even counts as a ninja. Now Nya, she's the worst!

Man: Zane and Nya are like warm hugs compared to the painful force and skill of . Jay is the worst ever.

The Mechanic: Who the heck are you?

Man: (Scoffs.) .

Ultra Violet: Did you say "Fugitive?"

Fugi-Dove: Fugi-Dove. (The Mechanic and Ultra Violet exchange confused looks.) The notorious villain. The scourge of . (They stare at him.) Sorry, was this a private escape or can anyone join?

The Mechanic: You can come, bird guy. But let's get one thing straight: Jay is notthe worst ninja.

Red wire: your all fools Echo is the worst!

Ultra Violet: That's definitely Zane! Did I ever tell you what he did during our last fight ? The Sons of Garmadon and I were taking on Lloyd and the annoying, but nowhere-near-as-awful-as-Zane, Nya.

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