if i was in ninjago (Scroll 1)

Trial By Mino

Kai: Ugh, are we just going in circles?

Zane: I believe my internal gyroscopic positioning would alert me if that were the case.

Amethyst: Okay, good.

Zane: Unless the rock in this cave is ferrous or naturally magnetized.

Kai: Well, then what would happen?

Zane: Then we would be going in circles.

Kai: Oh, great. Now you tell us? Wait a second. I've seen this rock before. We passed this rock an hour ago! Argh, I knew it! I just said -

Geckles: (singing) All Geckles hail. The savior of the cave. She was strong, she was tough, she was very, very brave. The great warrior gilly . The savior of the cave. Left us the about which we rave. A great blade of ivory, stolen by greed. Soooo we won't give up until our blade is freed.

Groko: The is particularly plumping juicy today. More moss milk for everyone! Huzzah!

Garpo: Putrid and rotten! Delicious!

Ginkle: There's so much today! We should have brought more buckets. (He falls off his ladder.) Aah!

Kai: (The contents spill onto Kai. He gags at the taste. Amethyst wines about it geting on her clothes.) It's in my mouth! It's in my- Ugh, It's in my mouth! On. I'm think I'm gonna barf. I think I'm - (He gags and throws up.)

Groko: Who are they?

Garpo: Outsiders! They must be in league with the skull sorcerer !

Ginkle: Hmm, Aren't all of the Skull Sorcerer's servants skeletons?

Groko: Right. Yes. That means...

Garpo: They must be skeletons!

Ginkle: For skeletons, they seem rather fleshy.

Zane: We are not working for the Skull Sorcerer. In fact, we've just orchestrated an escape from him and freed several other Geckles.

Groko: Ha! A likely story, fleshy skeleton.

Amethyst: We aren't skeletons! I mean, have skeletons, of course. But - but there's so much more to us. Like veins and organs and stuff.

Zane: I have none of those things.

Garpo: Let us destroy them, so we don't have to listen to the lies of these flesh-skeletons!

Ginkle: Wait! We should be sure! Let's take them to . He'll know what to do.

Kai: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Good idea! Yeah, take us to your leader. He'll know.

Gulch: Proposition 8.8.1-stroke-7a, forbidding the riding of giant snails on Tuesdays, has passed. (Kai, Zane, Amethyst,and the three Geckles enter.) Ginkle, Garpo, Groko, aren't you supposed to be out milking moss?

Ginkle: Yes, sir, we were, when we found these suspected skeletons in the eastern caves. They were lurking.

Gulch: Lurking? That does sound bad. What do the accused have to say?

Kai: Okay. First, we're ninja, not skeletons. I'm Kai this is Zane and Ame-

Amethyst: (bows) Princess Rosalina at your service also known as Amethyst Ryan

Gulch:Princess? can you prove your not skeletons?

Kai: Just look at us! See any bones? No! Because we're not skeletons! And those black skeletons don't talk, right? Hear my voice, huh?