if i was in ninjago (Scroll 1)

I am Okino

Samurai: (Narrates) My entire existence, I have been training for this day. For this hour. For this moment. Terra karna is a place of danger. Peril awaits at every turn. Victory is impossible... without a proper guide. I am that guide. They call me Okino, Samurai of Terra Karana. If I am worthy, I will lead my Master in triumph. That is my sole purpose in life. For I am Okino!

(The game cabinet opens up and Okino sees a player exiting it.)

NOOB: Oh golly, what do we have here? (As he greets Okino with a bow, he accidentally brings up his inventory and gets distracted while Okino talks.)

Okino: I am Okino, Samurai of Terra Karana. I will your guide through the three deadly challenges you must surmount in order to defeat the and-

Newbie Gamer: Ho-ho-hohold your horses. You're saying a lot of words really fast. Let's start over. Deadly challenges.

Okino: Three.The Forest of discontent The cliffs of histraiya, and finally, the Maze of the red dragon.

Newbie Gamer: Oh. The who?

Okino: The Red Dragon.

Newbie Gamer: Samurai stuff, huh? I knew I should've got some armor! And this Red Dragon fella, he's got the key thing, right?

Okino: The Key-Tana, yes.

Newbie Gamer: Ho-ho! And I need to get that to win the . Got it, Pocono!

Okino: Uh, Okino.

Newbie Gamer: Well same thing. Okie dokie now, you say the Forests of Discontent's up first? (He walks into the forest. )

Okino: Master! (He rushes to the Newbie Gamer.)

Newbie Gamer: (He pulls up his inventory and takes out a sword.) When I'm done with it, it'll be called the Forest of-Eee-Yahhh! (A shoots out and stabs him on his rear. He screeches in pain and , reappearing next to Okino.) Oh, my. That was a doozy. Guess I didn't see that coming.

Okino: As your guide, allow me to suggest that we take cover and proceed in a more-

Newbie Gamer: (He ignores Okino and walks forward, casually whipping out his sword and leaning against it.) Oh, come on. What are the chances of the same thing happening twice? Hahahaha-Yee-ha! (A Thorn of discontent shoots out, stabbing him in the rear again. He reappears next to Okino, with two lives left.)

Okino: Master, perhaps it would be better if we-

Newbie Gamer: Went around the thorn! I got it this time! We'll go this way! Wha-haha! (He steps on a Thorn of discontent and screams in pain before dying a third time. He respawns right next to Okino and his shows his last life.)

Okino: (Sighs.) Because you have only one life remaining, it is of grave importance that you-

Newbie Gamer: Go the other direction! You see my first rodeo-Wha-hoo! (He stabs himself into a Thorn of discontent and he is replaced with an energy cube.)

I just want to say Newbie gamer is basically my cousin XD

Okino: Master! (The energy cube and the Gamer Geek's sword falls right next to him. One of 's spots the energy cube and collects it before leaving. He sighs before picking up the Newbie Gamer's sword. He takes the sword back and plunges it into the ground before reflecting on his first guidance.) I failed that Master. Some Masters are difficult. I must try harder. I will not fail again! I... am... Okino! (He is meditating beside the arcade cabinet when another player comes out of it. She gasps then looks over at Okino as he speaks.) I am Okino. I will be your guide throughout the three deadly challenges you must surmount in order to-