Ask da Creepypastas

Lots of questions and dares >;)

Me: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!!!!

Everyone: What?!?!?!?!

Me: We lots of questions and dares :D

Jeff: Oh god no

Me: Oh god yes and since there's lots I'll start with the questions *evil laugh*

Belieber4life99: Q1: If you guys didn't have your favorite ways of killing, what other way would you kill?

Me: Knife ;)

Jeff: Dagger *insane laugh*

BEN: SWORD!! :D

Liu/sully: Killing is wrong and we should all learn to get a long :3/ LAME!!!

Me: Ok next!

Q2: If you guys didn't go crazy or were killers what would you guys be doing for a living?

Jeff: Hmmmmmm

BEN: Video game maker

Me: of coures you would *rolles eyes*

BEN:*sassy snap* RUDE!!

Me: anyway I'd be an author

Jeff: A CHEF!! :D

Me: Jeff you can't even make a sandwich without setting the house on fire

Jeff: ;-; Y U kill my dreams *goes and crys in the corner*

E.J: Kidney surgent :3

L.J: SWEET SHOP OWNER!!! \(*-*)/

Jane: Next!!

Q3: If you had a choice to skin and torture a friend who would you pick?

Jeff: BEN

BEN: Jeff

Jeff/BEN:*look at each other and gasps dramaticly*

Me: Jane

Jane: Writer

Me/Jane:* looks are each other and gasps dramaticly*

Masky: Hoodie

Hoodie: Masky

Masky/Hoodie:*does the same as the rest of us*

Me: Anywhore on to the dares >;)

Dare 1: I dare everyone to wear pink all over and shorts and heels and crop tops in pink and to don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me

Me: pff hahahahaha XD

Slenderp: Nope I refuse

Me:*gets my pen and some paper and writes 'everyone but me starts wearing pink all over and pink shorts, crop trops and shorts')*

Everyone: FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Me: hahahhahaha XD

Jeff:*starts twerking and sing* WHO LIKES SHORTS SHORTS

BEN:*joins Jeff* WE LIKE SHORTS SHORTS

Me:*laughing like a retared banana on crack* lets get this show on the road *starts music*

Everyone:*starts dancing* -3-

~ 1 hour later~

Jeff: Fuck *pants* this *pants* shit

Me:*eating cookies* have fun?

BEN: oh cookie *tries to grab a cookie*

Me: NU Benny-boo *slaps BEN's hands* anywhore more dares

Dare 2: I dare Slender to play with a bunch of kids

Slendrp: psh thats easy

Me: hush theres more

While wearing pink shorts and a crop top

Slenderp: Why? ;-;

Me: XD BEN and L.J get the kids

BEN: YES SIR RIGHT AWAY SIR!! *runs with L.J and gets the kids*

Jeff: I get the camra

*BEN and L.J walks back in with some random kids*

Me: Slenderp go play with kids

Slenderp: NUUUUU!!!!

Jane: YESSSSS!! *pushes Slenderp outside*

Kids:*sees Slenderp and starts laughing* XD

Me: While Slenderp is playing with some random kids I'll read the next dare

Dare 3: I dare smile dog to come and rip Slender's shorts off and flash the kids, show them a full moon XD

Me: Yay fun >:D OH SMILE!!!

Smile: Yes?

Me:*shows him the dare*

Smile:*laughs* this is going to be fun

Me:*runs outside* Jeff get the camra

Jeff: Why?

Me: Just watch

Smile:*runs behind Slenderp and rips his shorts off the runs off*

Slenderp:* screams like a girl and runs back into the mansion*

The Creepypasta:*breaking their shit laughing*

Kids:*runs away screaming bloody murder*

Sally:*wipes away tears from laughing* next dare

Dare 4: I dare E.J to run in naked after one kid who stole his towel

E.J:*dripping wet and naked, running after a kid* Give that back you prick*

Kid:*sticks tounge out* Nope

Me:*face palms and grabs the kid by the hood* Hey kid if you want to continue living I would give him the towel and run *insane smile*

Kid:*gulps* here *hand E.J the towel and runs*

E.J:*wrappes the towel around himself and walks off mumbling under is breath*

Me: Ok we have one more dare

Jeff:*groans* why

Jane: Shup Jeff

Me: thanks Jane

Dare 5: Writer I dare you to skin Jeff and put his skin on BEN and the skin BEN and put BEN's skin on Jeff

Jeff: NUUUUUUU!!!!!

BEN: O_O shit

Me:* 'Jeff now has BEN skin and BEN now has Jeff's skin'*

BEN: Bitch Y U so white

Jeff: Why you so tan

Me: aw I can't call Jeff Snow white anymore now *smirks*

Jeff:*grabs knife* GO TO SLEEP!!!!!

Me: BAI!!!!!! *runs away*

Jeff:*runs after me with is knife* GET BACK HERE BOTCH!!!!

Masky: O_o ask questions, dares and other shit you can think of in the comments BAI!!!!

Everyone but me and jeff: BAI!!!!!

*camra falls and all you can hear is Me and Jeff fighting XD*