Me: Hello my fellow wattpad readers-
Jeff:*walks in eating a sandwich* om nom nom nom :3
Me: Jeff where did you get that sandwich? >:(
Jeff:*swallows* your fridge why?
Me: Jeff stop eating my food geez
BEN:*walks in eating popcorn* sup
Me: Wtf BEN!
BEN: What om nom nom
Me:*face palm* Ya be eatin my popcorn
E.J:*walks eating kidneys* Hey whats goin on
Me: Do you ever anything else but kidneys
E.J:*shrugs* nope *walks off and sits on my sofa*
Me:*sarcusm* glad your making yourselfs at home
L.J:*jumping around the house like a chipmunk on drugs* hahahhaha Candy hahahahaehhehe
Jeff:*walks out with yet another sandwich* so why did you call us here?
Me:*rolls eyes at Jeff* 1 min. SLENDY!!!!
Slendy:*pops up behind me* yes child you called
Me:*jumps* shit O_o oh yeah Jeff and BEN keep eating my food
Slendy:*faceless face palm* Jeff and BEN we have food at home
BEN: Writer's food is better then yours
Slendy:*sassy tentical snap in shape of a 'Z'* botch please my food is lovely
Me: Anyway *claps hands* time to get down to buisness-
?: YOLO!!/nobody cares about oreos
?:*tick* Hey guys
Me: Who the fuck are you guys?
?: Sorry the names Liu woods
Me: As in Jeffrey woods haha
Liu: Yep he is my bro/who tried to kill you
Me: Who was that?
Liu: Oh that was Sully/my lady *smirks and bows*
Me:*blushes* oh um hi
Jeff:*runs and hugs Liu* Hey Liu *growls* Sully
Liu:*hugs back* Hey Jeff/*snorts* Jeff *fake gags* kill me now so I must not withness this
Me:*giggles* anyway who are you *points at the other guy*
?:*twitch* Toby
Me: Whale nice to meeta Toby
Masky:*walks out eating cheesecake and see Toby* Holy Zalgo O_o *runs away*
Toby:*twitch* Hey Masky *twitch* wait for *twitch* me *runs after Masky*
Jane:*nearly bangs into Toby* Hey watch it twitchy
Jeff: -_- who the fuck let the slut in
Jane: >3< shadup Jeff
Me: Pff hahaha god one Jeff
Jeff:*blushes* thanks Writer
BEN:*nugdes Jeff* Does Jeffy got the hots for Writer
Jeff: NO! >3< *kicks BEN out the window* so what you talking about
Me: Oh yeah I want more people to ask more Questions, dares and other shit :)
BEN:*climbs back threw window* And Seven mins in heaven for Jeff and Writer ;)
Jeff/Me: BEN!! *blushes and pushes BEN back out the window*
Slendy: Goodbye children
*camra falls and brokes so start the sad music!*
YOU ARE READING
Ask da Creepypastas
HumorMe: I wrote a new ask creepypastas :D Jeff: Nobody care Me: Well I care you dumbass smiling freak >:-( Jeff:*Pewdiepie's voice* fuck you, fuck your coach BEN: Just hurry up already!
