belieber4life: I dare Jeff to make lunch and everyone has to eat it
Me: SKIN ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!!
Skin: maybe :3
Dark: woman you are crazy
Jeff: I MADE SAMICHES!!!!!
Me: O_O
BEN:*takes a bite and chokes a bit* whats in this?
Jeff:*taps the side of his nose* secret
Dark:*looks at BEN samich and gags* dude it looks like your toe nails
Me: how the fuck do you know what his toe nails look like?
Dark: you can hear him clipping his toe nails and I made a mistake and looked to see what rhe fuck he was doing and almost got it in the eye with on of his nails. It was horrible T^T
Me: aw poor Dark *hugs him*
Skin: next
GameStopNerd: I dare BEN to listeb to Darude- Sandstorm for 6 hours >:3
BEN:*cracks knuckles* lets do this *puts headphones on*
Me:*grabs duct tap and wraps it around his head* >:3
BEN:*5mins into the video* this is good
*2 hours later*
BEN: This is starting to get annoying
*4 hours later*
BEN: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! *trys to get headphones off* NUUUUUUU!!!!
*6 hours later*
Me:*walks back into the room and pokes BEN* Elf boy is dead
Sally: next!
KatTheMightCat: Daarree! I dare everyone to try to prank Writer :P may the odds be ever in your favour! Best prank wins
Me:*listing to music, not giving a fuck*
BEN: can she hear us
Skin: COOKIES!!!!!
Me:*still not giving a fuck*
Dark: yeah we're good
Skin: ok, since we have to prank Writer, I think we should all prank her together
Slendog: what do we do
Dark: You and Sally can hide her clothes and swap them for the most girlyest dresses you can find
Skin: Jeff and BEN you can hide her cadet and Masky and Hoodie can hide her cookies
Jeff: what about you two?
Dark: we'll stop Writer from finding out what we're up too
Skin: yeah and the resr of you guys can help any of them
Everyone:*nods*
Skin: NOW MOVE!!!!
Everyone but Dark:*runs out of the room*
Me:*walks pass them* hey guys
Skin: Writer, hey where're you going?
Me: to get my cookies, why?
Dark: how about I get the cookies and you go watch telly with Skin *runs to the kitchen before I can answer*
Me: are you two ok?
Skin: yep, why wouldn't we be
*in the kitchen*
Dark: guys!
Masky: sup
Hoodie: what you need?
Dark: Is there a spare packet of cookies?
E.J: there's 10 so yeah
L.J:*hands Dark the cookies* we'll hide the rest
Dark: cheers *runs back into the sitting room* hey
Me: hey *smiles and hugs Dark* yay cookies!
Skin: so do you need anything else?
Me: yeah but I can get it myself *gets up*
Skin:*pushes me back down* nope! Tell me what you need and I'll get it
Me: My cadet -_-
Skin: okay *runs and finds Jeff and BEN*
Jeff:*groans* she has a problem
Skin: guys have you get a spare cadet bottle
BEN: she has like 10 of them *hands Skin the bottle* we'll hide the rest
Skin: thanks *runs back into the sitting room* sup
Me: thanks
Skin: your not welcome :)
Me: really? -_-
Skin: yep :3
Dark:*his phone rings* sup
Me: who is it?
Dark: Jeff got stuck in the toilet again
Me: AGAIN!! *walks up stairs*
Skin: did he really fall in the toilet?
Dark:*laughs* yep
Me: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!
Dark: well we're dead
Me:*stomps down stair with red eyes growling* WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!!
Dark: O_O RUN!!!!
Me: WHERE ARE MY COOKIES AND CADET!!!!!!
Everyone: RUN!!!!!! *runs away*
Me: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!!!
Everyone: NUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ask questions, dares, would you rathers and other shit you can think if BAI!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Ask da Creepypastas
HumorMe: I wrote a new ask creepypastas :D Jeff: Nobody care Me: Well I care you dumbass smiling freak >:-( Jeff:*Pewdiepie's voice* fuck you, fuck your coach BEN: Just hurry up already!
