Jeff has to eat toenails, terminating everyone

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Me: I'M BACK!! WHO MISSED ME?!?!?!

Jeff: NOBODY!!!!!

Me: WELL NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR UGLY ASS FACE!!!!

Jeff: AW HELL NO BITCH!!!! *tackles me*

Slendog: get on with it

BEN: first dare

Ephixxa: I dare Jeff to eat his own toenails xDDD

Jeff: ewwww e_e

Me: do it do it

BEN: I FOUND HIS TOENAIL JAR!!!

Dark: Dude you keep a toenail jar

Jeff: yeah don't you

E.J: that is nasty XC

Jeff:*holding a toenail* here goes noting *put it in his mouth*

Me: e_e ew

Jeff:*swallows the toenail*

Robin:*walks in and sees Jeff's toe nail jar* Nope *walks back out*

Jeff:*throws up rainbows*

Me: Aw hell no *puts up umbrella*

BEN: UNDER MY UMBRELLA ELLA ELLA!!!!

Me: NUH!! *throws brick at BEN*

Slendog: Writer! Stop throwing bricks at people!!

Me: NEVA!!!

Dark: Next

Biebers_wife_4_life: I dare everyone to terminate everyone

Me: or we could just terminate Slendog >:)

Slendog: O_O Nuh

Jeff:*grabs a mega phone* OH SLENDOG~!!!!!!!

BEN: does this dress make me look fat?

Dark: yes

BEN:*gasps dramatically* how dare you!! *hits Dark with his handbag*

Dark: ow >_< *rubs his head* what do you have in there? Fucking bricks!

Me:*throws bricks in the air* IT'S RAINBOWS BRICKS!!

Jeff: ask questions, dares and other shit you can think of in the comments BAI!!!!!

Me: BAI MY COOKIES!!!! :D

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 20, 2015 ⏰

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