Zen Milk prt 1

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It was Zen burtjday. U promisd to mak him have the best day ever so u did all u had to do. U wanted to start by making Zen rlly angri then Mking him happi in the end so He was in for a rel ride.
He waznt awak yet so u HADa bitchy plan to mak him scram at u.
You wiggl n CRAWL out of bed once agin like a spiderbitch and get into the washroom. U go to tak as shat so u have an idea. U poopoo than tak Zan tooth b rush and wipe ur bumbum. U giggl so lou D Zen wake up. You put his toothbruh back and put toothpast on it.
He come in the washroom n u say "ZEN brush ur teeth ok?:?" he nod and he brush his teeth.
Y/N this toopast taste a lil bit different he say. Look @ it u scram so loud tryna not laf. He pull it out of his mout and see the poopoo all over his tootbrush and he spin his head around 10 times. ALL th way.
Run niggahbitch he say. U run.
Oh n BUTCH did u run far.

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