(C???-) C for Crack, R for Really Gay

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"Everyone has a gay cousin."

".... Wait- Wait, Q, none of my cousins are gay." Wilbur said, looking over at Quackity with a horrified expression.

Quackity just grinned as Wilbur pieces together the implications in his mind.

"..... BiTcH I AM the gay cousin?!-"

"Wilbur we're literally married and have three children and a cat, yes you're the gay cousin."

"So what does that make you?"

"..... Also the gay cousin?"

"But how can you be the gay cousin if I'm the gay cousin?"

"...... Wilbur, we're not cousins, that's how."

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