TNTduo one shots + art

(S) A Night In The Sand

Wilbur had been teasing Quackity about his height. Little did he know, it would end up with something that could only be described as overwhelmingly blissful.

Quackity inhaled deeply, before putting his face in his hands, muffling his scream. “WHY ARE PEOPLE SO TALL-“

Wilbur laughed, patting Quackity on the top of the head. "Don't worry, you're just short."

”I’m not short, I’m the average male height! You’re just all tall!”

"Just accept it, Quackity. You're short."

"Fuck off! I'm not short, you're tall!"

"Okay whatever, shortie."

”Shut the fuck up-!” Quackity jumped up slightly, hitting Wilbur on the top of the head.

Wilbur laughed, putting one hand on his head where Quackity had hit him. "ow-"

"I'll do it again, bitch."

"Try me, fucker!" Wilbur shouted, running off suddenly.

Quackity immediately ran after Wilbur, kicking sand up every single step he took. He soon caught up with Wilbur, jumping right onto the other’s back, bringing them both down crashing into the sand.

Wilbur laughed and fell to the ground, getting absolutely covered in sand.

Quackity grinned, also ending up getting sand all over him. He honestly didn’t mind, and it was much better than the stupid freezing snow. He hit Wilbur lightly on the head again, laughing. “Got youuuu.”

"Awwww, fuck you didddd." Wilbur complained, sticking his tongue out at Quackity.

Quackity laughed, picking up a small handful of sand and literally just shoving it into Wilbur’s mouth. “Sand.”

Wilbur just  a t e  the sand. Nomnomnomomomomnomnonmnomnonmnomnomom "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum."

”I- wh- y- s-“ Quackity just fuckin died

Wilbur chuckled, chewing on the sand happily. Hot man eatin r o c k.

"Why are you-   eating-    s an d -"

"Because it's nice and I like it. I would say it tastes good but I can't taste anything."

”You- but- iT’s SaNd! It’s so crunchy and gets stuck in between your teeth-“

"Exactly! That's why it's good. Because it's crunchy and you can crunch on it for a long time because it gets stuck."

"That is................ You're terrifying-"

"Thank you."

"S u r e."

Wilbur chuckled and patted the top of Quackity's head. "Yep."

Quackity huffed, laying on top of Wilbur. “….You’re comfy.”

"Thank you." Wilbur responded, just kind of laying in the sand and letting Quackity. He had his arms resting above his head because comfy idk

”Yeah, sure,” Quackity muttered, boredly kissing Wilbur on the cheek. Totally boredom. Nothing else.  c o u g h .

Wilbur smiled, a faint blush rising on his face

Quackity happened to notice the blush, grinning cheekily. “I made you bluushhhhh.”

"You're just too cute not to, dear~" Wilbur murmured, being fLiRtY and hOT.

Quackity rolled his eyes, kissing Wilbur on the cheek again. “Oh hush it-“

Wilbur laughed, wrapping his arms around Quackity. "And if I don't?"