Rex Lapis and the old man on the street

Zhongli X Haji Towa

!!DISCLAIMER!!
Springtrap and Burntrap come in at one point?????

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The start of the story:
Zhongli was sitting in the couch and someone opens the door and Zhongli said "Ya kalb ya AHMAR get out" the person sighs and says "YA KALB ITS SNOWING OUTSIDE I'M COLD LET ME BE WARM OKAY YA KALB YA CHALBA AHARM KA3NZEER" haiji towa said zhongli looks at him and says "ok" haiji zag sits next to zhongli and says "PUT MOVIE IM BORED 🙄😡😒😒" "inshallah" zhongli said and puts a movie and zhongli gets closer to kalba towa zag and looks at haiji towa starts doing the gangum style and zhongli said "ok" and zhongli put a hand on haiji towas face and pulls him closer and kisses him and taiji howa kissed Kalbli back and they start making out and Rex lapis zag zhongli slides his tongue in like the kalb he is and haiji kalba blushes and does it back holding the urge back ya AHMAR YA ZAGA and zhongli presses his body into kaka towa and haiji towa groans a bit "YA KALB WHY ARE YOU HEAVY" "YA KALB IM SORRY" "okay" they just stood there in place like something is going to happen and continued and zhongli put a hand behind his flea infested hair and pulls him into a deeper kiss and haiji towa moans and zhongli pushes further and haiji blushes and zhongli slowly removes towas bowas zag jacket off slowly and wrapping his arms around gaiji babooty kalb and feeling the warmth from zhongli and feels his body pumping and stops resisting  and zhongli smirks and turns haiji towa on his back and chuckles "ya kalb ya AHMAR now I'm first and don't worry my ex-wife won't mind-" haiji towa turns his head around with his face red and zhongli thrusts in and haiji towa holds it in and yells "YOU TASTE LIKE OSMANTHUS WINE WHAT IS THIS" "hot man" "thank you" "ok" "ok" and they continued watching tv like nothing happened "so doggy style" "die" "ok" and burntrap came out of nowhere and says "I always come back.." and Springtrap breaks through the door and jumps on burntrap picks up Springtrap and go on the tip of the titanic and burntrap picks up Springtrap and raises them up **insert titanic music** ".. I guess *WE* always come back"

              _*THE END*_