daddy. | jung wooyoung

DADDY

you got a match!

chat with your new friend?

yes no

hi i'm wooyoung

what's up daddy

excuse me

i said what's up daddy

do you not understand korean?

no i do

don't ever call me
daddy again

sorry that was weird

anyways what's up

nothing

when did you swipe
me

like ages ago

i actually forgot about you
lol

okay rude

why'd you swipe on me

idk thought you were cute

okay this is an app for
friends not relationships

YOU STARTEDBY CALLINF
ME DADSY WTF

i know that i'm not dumb

uhhhhhh are you sure

yes

so how old are you

i'm 23

no way so am i

lolol cool

so like what do you do

wdym

like in your free time

lol imagine having free
time

same

so what do you do

i'm an idol

and this is where i say
goodbye

why

because i'm ugly

i don't talk to good
looking people

wtf does that mean

how do you know i'm
good looking

because all idols are

it's literally a requirement

that's true i guess

but i'm not that good
looking

you must be

and you are

how do you know

because i saw your profile
pic

and i just googled you

you are attractive

thank you i know