daddy. | jung wooyoung

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king

do you wanna be a dad

of course

i'd love to be a dad someday

why

do you wanna be a dad
now?

why?????

i just really wanna have a baby

okay??

you're like the only guy i know
who isn't gay

and??

let's fuck?? idk how i could
be any more obvious

i said SOME day not TOday

well it'll still be someday
because i won't birth the
baby today you just have
to give me the baby today

i'm sorry but no

damn it

why do you wanna have a
baby so bad

cause babies are dumb af

tf??

look at these dumbass babies

*video of babies being silly*

lmao what a silly baby

exactly

but no i'm sorry i don't
want a baby within the
next nine months i'm
talking later in life

boo

thanks

do you wanna have a
girl or boy

one of each

but a girl first

EW

girls suck

you're a girl

you don't know that

yes i do

no you don't

i could be an attack
helicopter as far as you
know

haha very funny

i know

why don't you want girls

girls are... idk

i don't wanna say they're
dramatic or high maintenance
because that makes me sound
like one of THOSE girls but
that's basically the reason