FakeKouji

𝓢1𝓒6:𝓢𝔀𝓲𝓶 𝓣𝓸 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮

Ayanokouji's POV:

It seems Karuizawa has made hirata her boyfriend which is shocking...not the boyfriend part..but the fact it took 2 days...
I wonder...meh....humans are weird...

Horkita as usual stubbed me,"Oh hello Mr NoticeMeKouji didn't see you there, whatcha doing....mourning on your lonlieness?"
As soon as she ended her sentence hirata and simps...I mean friends, came to my desk and asked,"Hey ayanokouji, want to eat lunch with us."

Upon hearing that, i looked at his loyal b*tches...I mean slaves...ugh I meant friends..ya...that and they had no hatred in their eyes...interesting.

I acted gleeful,"Sure hirata, Let's go! You guys just saved me from hypothermia from miss ice queen over here" as I looked over to her.

She gave one of her infamous glares and I skirted out with them.
While at the cafeteria, I noticed there were 4 lunch variants based on cost and 1 free set, looks like my hypothesis has been proven.

As I sat with them, a brown hair girl named Matsushita asked," Hey ayanokouji, you were quite funny yesterday, though some things you said were concerning and alarming. Are you okay?" She asked with concern...and a hint of curiousity.

I reassured," I am fine matsuhita, it was just a joke I watched in a youtube tutorial on how to make friends but considering it has like 10 views...it didn't work..huh"
They stared at me....and then....burst laughing, Matsuhita exclaimed," ayanokouji you say the weirdest stuff sometimes it's as if you  never had friends."
But I...did'nt...

I added jokingly," I just wanted to lighten the mood."
Matsuhita the  questioned," Was there a reason for your weird question?...maybe something about the school?"
She is smart, she will be useful in the near future.
I said in apathy,"Not at all Matsuhita, you are being delusional, I was just joking around but I wonder, why were you paying so much attention to me?"

To this Karuizawa added," Ya lol, no offence, you are just so average looking not to add you are short."
I smirked," I am closer to hell, shut up or I might pull you in it and even if I am average,anyways is your theatrics going to an intermission soon? I need to use the bathroom."
A girl Mori Nene said," Oof, put an iceback on that 3rd degree burn."

Karuizawa started fuming,"ugh, ayanokouji stfu...good one though" she whispered the last part which only i heard...huh she ain't actually a bit*h...it seems like she is putting up an act.
Thankfully, my planned commotion  made Matsuhita forget her question.

As I was in the boys locker room, a boy named Ike along with Yamauchi were making certain perverted jokes and plans but what appaled me was the fact they were willing to go to the girl's locker room and peep, I don't know whether it's bravery or idiocracy.

I quickly hid my body with a rash guard to avoid questions and went to the pool where Karuizawa was not present...I wonder why?
The pervs were still increasing their objectification to the limit.

As i sat down by the pool I was bothered by Horikita again," Hey, what are you so involved in huh...thinking perverted again?"

I rejected the notion,"Horikita why should I think of such things when I have you...seems pointless don'tcha think?"
She seems to be blushing....looks like she is a normal girl after all.

She sat down next to me and exclaimed," These monkeys seem to be enjoying youth to the fullest."
I was just silently observing while kushida was buttering horikita up to bring her to the pallet cafe, a reasonble stratergy but it won't work on horikita.

Then the swimming coach called us together," Everyone I will divide you into groups, and then whoever wins at the end gets 1000 pp."
Everyone was excited and i heard ike say he is a flying fish...soon...it might just come true.

Anyways let's be average

When it was my group's turn it had koenji, the blonde narcissist on the  lead with sudo in 2nd, as I was swimming I noticed ike and yamauchi lagging behind...as expected.
Looks like..it's time.
I slow down enough amd submerge myself in the pool and then as ike and yamauchi pass me, I quietly pass onto their lane and pull out the strings of their trunks and swim back to the middle and end the race.
As they reach the end and try to pull themselves out of water..it seems their trunks were floating on the top of the water.
I wonder how did that happen? As both of their trunks came of simultaneously.....coincidences can be freaky.
Anyways I also took a pic...which i may use later..who knows?
The girls turned their heads utterly revolted and boys were laughing hysterically.

I hope this utter humiliation keeps them away from perversion for a while.

The loudspeaker rang,"Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, please report to the principal's office immediately."

--‐-‐-----‐----AUTHOR'S NOTE-----‐-----------

Dear readers,

This is the baseline of ayanokouji's acts.

He will do much more dangerous tricks soon.
And if you are wondering why he hates perversion.
It will be discussed soon, keep reading.
And if you liked it post comments...and vote....and most importantly, have a good day!!

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