Grown ups (Y/N Y/L/N x Greg Feder)

Funeral

We were the last out of the friends to arrive at the funeral, we drove towards Eric's friends

Eric: Hey now!

Marcus: Ha ha

Lenny: Lamonsoff! Rolling up in a Caddy

Eric: That's how we do it

While they were talking mom got us kids out of the car, so Eric could park without distractions

Lenny: Look at you, you're growing up on me man you're a B cup now?

Eric: Hey nice ears, do you get the NFL package on those?

Kurt: Nice Caddy, you sell lawn furniture and crack?

Eric: Come on! I'm the co-owner of Branchford lawn furniture man, I'm the boss now baby

Lenny: Oh, good for you there

Kurt: I'm glad you brought your mother this time

Eric: Oh! that's a good one, Wow! It's like shaking hands with an Eagle, oh, by the way, Y/N is a big fan of your wife, would you introduce Y/N to Roxanne?

Lenny: Of course

Eric: Thanks, I'll see you later

After their conversation we started walking inside

Y/N: Mom, was that Roxanne Feder?

Mom: Yes, it was sweetie

Y/N: Oh my god, I'm spending the weekend with my idol

Mom: Maybe when we get to the lake house you can ask her questions about fashion

Y/N: That would be great

Eric met up with us in the church and we went to sit down

Mom: Oh, oh, sit right here, sit right here, I'm going to go say hi to Lenny hon

Eric: No, honey...

Y/N: Can I come mom?

Mom: Of course, sweetie

We walked up to the Feder family

Mom: Oh, hi Lenny! How are you doing?

Lenny: I'm doing good, and is this Y/N, my god I haven't seen you since you were a baby

Y/N: Hi, Mr Feder

Lenny: Oh, please call me Lenny, oh and Eric told me that you're a big fan of my wife, Roxanne

Y/N: Yeah

Lenny: Hey, Roxanne, this is Y/N she's a big fan of your work

Roxanne: Oh, hi, I love your dress

Y/N: Thank you, I love yours

Mom: Oh, oh, oh, and I heard through a little bird that you guys rented the Earnshaw Lake house for us for the entire weekend, that's like a dream come true for us

Lenny: We had to rent it for the whole weekend, but we don't get to stay the whole weekend because we have to go to Milan tomorrow for Roxanne's fashion show

Mom: Oh my god! That's a shame, oh, but you're going to have so much fun in Milan, J. Lo and Marc Anthony vacationed there last year and it's right up the street from Lake Como where George Clooney has a villa, you know, I read too many of those magazines what can I say?

Eric: Come on, I'm sorry

Mom: Sorry, I can't stop talking

Eric: Here we are backing away ashamed...right?

Mom: Oh, and Tom Cruise got married there too

Lenny: Thanks for letting me know

After the funeral there was a reception, I was sitting in the gazebo with my parents, Becky, Kurt, and Roxanne, I was talking to Roxanne about fashion when Bean came running over

Bean: Mommy, I want some milk

Mom: Oh, sure angel, come here, let's give you a little something, slow down honey. Not such big gulps, you're going to get a tummy ache

Roxanne: Your son is so cute, how old is he?

Eric: Oh, he's uh...forty-eight months

Kurt: That's four

Mom: Yeah, we meant to stop it last year but um... he likes it so much and we don't like to say no

Mom saw Donna walking by with cake and not using a fork

Mom: Hey sweetheart, could you use a fork please?

Donna: No, no, no, no, no!!Looks like she didn't get the memo