We arrived at this place called Woodman's, I decided to sit next to Eric which by coincidence
Marcus: Hey Lenny, remember we used to come in here in high school late night after we got wasted
Donna: What's wasted?
Lenny: Nice one Higgy, Wasted, kids is something...that's happens when you have a hankering for ice cream
Andre: Ooh! I want to get wasted
I couldn't believe Andre didn't know what wasted meant
Charlotte: I want to get totally wasted
Donna: I want to get wasted every single day of my life
Becky: I want to get chocolate wasted
Roxanne: No, you don't need to get wasted, it's okay
Eric: All right everybody, you know what? Let me make this easy 18 burgers and18 fries, okay? And uh, that will be just for me, what are you guys having?
Lenny: Lamonsoff!
Eric: Do me a favour, that's for everybody and just put it on there
Lenny: Oh, you don't have to do that
Mama: I am not going to have any hamburgers, I'll take some meatloaf, some calzones, put the marinara sauce on the side with corn. Either on the cob or whatever you got?
Marcus: What are you going to the electric chair?
Mama: What?
Lenny: No, he was just kidding Henry VIII
Kurt: She's eating for two, Her and "Toebo" cop
Lenny: But Momma, they do have bunyan rings if you want some
Deanne: That was good Lenny
Waitress: How about some drinks?
Eric: Hey, I said I'm paying so...take it easy with that, okay? I'm kidding everybody, we can drink all we want, I'll start it off, I'm going to have a coke, Y/N will have a Fanta and I know Donna, she's going to want a Sprite And uh...Bean's good with milk obviously
Bean: I want cookies
I turned towards Eric to talk to him
Y/N: You need to get Bean to stop, it's getting embarrassing
Eric: I'll figure something out
Marcus: Ooh, cookies and miLF
Mom: miLF, oh Higgins thank you so much
Eric: Take it easy all right, Tuck it away hon
Greg: And I'll take a flat water...Voss-
Waitress: What?
Greg: You know...Voss. Well Fiji if you don't have Voss
Lenny: You know, anything you got is good
Waitress: Yeah, we have out of the faucet
Greg: like from the hose?
Y/N: Tap water, idiot
Keithie: What country is that from?
Oh my god, just get the water, we're done talking about water, Tap water
Rita: I will get the Voss from the ba...
Lenny: Just sit-down Rita, study the menu, the big test is coming
After a bit of talking, we finally ordered, Bean turned towards Roxanne and said
Bean: Mommy, can I have some of her milk
All of a sudden, we heard
Dickie: Rematch! I dare you
The rest of the kids went and played some arcade games whilst the older kids stayed at the table
Eric: It's going to be an emotional day tomorrow boys Spreading the Buzzer's ashes
Lenny: Oh my god
Rob: Well, the coach requested that we scatter his remains on McIntyre Island, I've got a beautiful ceremony planned
Mom: Lenny are you still going to be able to do that tomorrow? What time do you leave?
Eric: What are you talking about?
Rob: What do you mean leave?
Lenny: I forgot to tell you fellahs, we've got to to take off in the morning
Marcus: You're leaving the lake house?
Eric: What are you talking about? You can't leave, we got the ceremony tomorrow
Deanne: Oh, Lenny's just playing everybody
Marcus: Are you joking?
Mom: He's not
Marcus: Are you joking?
Weirdly, part of me wants them to leave and the other part of me wants them to stay
Lenny: I want to be there. I mean...we all want to be there, it's just, we've got to go to Milan
Marcus: Milan what? Italy, What's in Milan?
Lenny: It's pretty cool, Roxanne's got her fall line coming out
Roxanne: Fashion week
Y/N: I love fashion week; I so wish I could go
Greg: Three nights at the Four Season's baby, eggs benedict by the pool, PlayStation 3 in every room and they show boobies on Italian TV
Y/N: You're disgusting
Eric: I'm going to Italy
Mom gave Eric a look which I know that he is terrified of
Eric: No, we all... I didn't tell you guys, we're probably gonna go to Italy as a... Thanks for ruining the surprise.
Rob: Lenny, it's not gonna be the same without you.
Marcus: Yeah, come on.
Lenny: Roxanne was cool enough to let us come tonight. This is a big deal for her
Rob: Can't Roxanne go without you, and you can meet her there?
Lenny: No, we are a team, me, and my lady, and we do everything together. Last year, we had to skip Becky's school play for Milan.
Roxanne got up and dropped her napkin on the table in a mad way before walking away
Lenny: Roxanne.
Bean: I thought we were gonna get wasted.
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Grown ups (Y/N Y/L/N x Greg Feder)
FanfictionBackstory: My name is Y/N Y/L/N My dad left me when I was only a month old Not long after she met Eric Lamonsoff, he raised me like his own daughter, but I never felt brave enough to call him dad even though he is a dad to me My mom and Eric got mar...
