Grown ups (Y/N Y/L/N x Greg Feder)

The lake house

Kurt: Hey! let me get that spot

Eric: Hey! gotta respect the Caddy

Lenny: nice, you drove your piggy bank here

Rob: Hey, come on

Marcus: Hey, Rob's car is an Oompa Loompa too

Roxanne: It's cute, it will do for one night

Lenny: Yeah? you can handle it?

Becky: Daddy, what is that machine doing?

Lenny: It's getting rid of the moth's, honey

Becky: Where is it taking them?

Marcus: Hell

Lenny: Don't say that Higgins

Marcus: Oh, I'm sorry not hell, Mexico

It's giving them electricity, so the moths can fall asleep, electrically

Becky: It's electrocuting them?

Lenny: No, no, no-

Becky: But Daddy, they're dying

Donna + Charlotte: It's killing them?

Lenny: No!

Becky: Daddy No!

Lenny: No, no it's not, okay? Let me adjust it, they're all all right, I promise you, see? Come on, look at this guy Whee...All right, it's still sleeping

Greg: it's dead Dad

Mama (Deanne's mom): Ooh a porch swing. I know what I'm doing this weekend

Lenny: Now he's dead

Rob: Welcome back to1978 everybody

Kurt: I don't remember it this big, this is my kitchen. This is it right now

Deanne: Oh please, enough with the kitchen

Mom: Lenny, thank you so much, it's unbelievable

Donna: Oh my god, an organ

Kurt: Oh, come on could you at least humour me?

Greg: is this like an outward-bound thing Dad?

Keithie: It's like an episode of Lost

Mom: Hon, you might not want to bang on that

Donna: But I like playing it like this

Lenny: Okay so listen guys who's getting what room?

Rob: Actually, I made a map of who gets which room, I took the liberty of reserving the room with the waterbed for Gloria and myself

Gloria: Ooh...You're going to do the backstroke tonight

Donna: I want to go swimming with you guys tonight

I don't mean to sound rude, but sometimes I wonder how am I related to Donna and Bean

Gloria: Oh honey, we're not really going swimming What I meant was

Mom: Oh no, that's okay. She doesn't need to know what you mean; I don't even know what you mean

Marcus: Oh, I know what she meant

Mom: Anyway, let's get back to the room picking Rob, would you like to take us on a tour perhaps?

Rob: Yeah, I'd love to show you a tour Gloria was just trying to be clear

Donna: Why does the grandma get to go swimming and I don't?

Rob: Okay, here's the big daddy, the Master bedroom

Eric: You know what? Lenny should have that

Lenny: Oh no, no, no honey, honey, come on, let the kids have it, it's a fun time for the kids to be together and they can do kid's things Come on, come on, go share it share the Master bedroom

We walked into the room, and I walked to the bay window with Becky

Greg: Hey Dad, What's the big box attached to the back of the TV?

Y/N: That's the rest of the TV, Greg

Under my breath I called him a spoilt brat, I know it's mean but was I wrong

Lenny: They didn't always have flat screens there sport

Keithie: Wow! That is some stone-age shiznit

Lenny: Yeah, that's whack

After everyone brought their stuff to their rooms, we all went and did our own things, everyone was inside except for me, curly our dog, and the dads, I was playing around with curly whilst the dads sat in the shade

Marcus: So, what's with that Labradoodle? It sounds like Stephen Hawking or something

Eric: Well, Curly had his vocal chords clipped, A neighbour filed a complaint, so it was either clip the chords or put Curly down, Y/N wouldn't let me get rid of him, so chords it was

Kurt: Wrong choice

Eric: Come on, he's part of the family, been Y/N's best friend since me and Sally got together

Lenny: Imagine when a burglar comes over and hears that he must run in terror, wow, what's that turkey doing in the house?

Marcus: Quick question, why doesn't Y/N look like you whilst your other kids do?

As I heard my name, I started to walk closer to the dads to hear what they were talking about

Eric: She's not biologically mine, she was born before me and Sally met, but I did raise Y/N since she was a baby, I consider her as my daughter

Rob: Does she call you dad or?

Eric: She calls me Eric, and I'm okay with that

Lenny: Seriously, right now, why is Y/N the only one out here?

Y/N: Because being outside is better than being on devices, plus we came here to have fun and not sit around all day

Lenny: Why are they inside right now anyways? Why would they not come out here and enjoy the lake or do something in the woods?

Y/N: Greg said something about beating his high score on this stupid game

Eric: There wasn't a time of day that I wasn't outside, we weren't, we were always out...we were never in

Lenny: I can't take it anymore

Lenny got up and went inside to get his children

Marcus: Oh, he's being a dad, look at this, He's going to do it?

Lenny came out with his sons on both shoulders and with Becky following behind

Lenny: All right, that's it no more video games, no more cell phones, no more texting, just from now on, while we're here stay outside and play

Greg: What are we supposed to do?

Lenny: Just play like normal kids, come on, move it, Where's Becky?

The rest of the dads got up and went to get their kids