Your name is (Y/N) & you're a Guardian. One day on this wonderful day, you were enjoying living a wonderful life with your long-time childhood friend & roommate, Smashie at the Mushroom Kingdom after moving there from your family for a year & hangin...
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Today was a very wonderful day in the Mushroom Kingdom where so many dumb sh-t & ret--d thing that ever happening the Kingdom, from stupid meme roaming around, alot of dumb thing that will never make sense & Shaggy beating the living sh-t out of Goku & so many Among us Worker, working with an Impostor among them & the screaming Sun scream from the sky. Nothing but a regular day-.
Mario: *Screaming* MARIO IS ABOUT TO SH-T HIS PANT!!! *Firing Machine Gun*
???: *Scream & panic* PLEASE DON'T F--KING DO THAT!!!!
... Well not even this new story can bring us this peaceful start. Somewhere at the center of the Mushroom Kingdom, dozen & dozens of swat cars was chasing down a Wario Car on this high speed crazy chase with the 2 Brothers known as the Wario Bro who is Wario & Waluigi along with 2 figures on the back seat who was Mario the dumba-- red Plumber & the Avatar Symbol of the Famous person name SMG4 who was shooting at the Swat Cars with a Machine Gun like a dumba-- & a Male Guardian name (Y/N) (L/N) who been drag into this stupid sh-t & was panicking from what the f--k was happening around him.
Waluigi: *Looking at the map* TAKE A RIGHT ON THE BLOCK! *Saw so many Police Mario blockade it* NEVERMIND CONTINUE MOVING FORWARD!!
Wario: OH MY GOD!!! *Continue driving straight*
(Y/N): *Freaking out* WHAT THE F--K IS GOING ON?!
Swat Man 1: *Shooting at the back* STOP BREAKING THE LAW A--HOLE!!!!
Mario: *>:O while shooting at them with Machine Gun* YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
(Y/N): *Annoy & panicking* MARIO, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THIS WORST?! YOU JUST COULD HAVE LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS & LET ME ENJOY MY DAY!!!
Mario turn his head to look at (Y/N) with a I don't give a d--n look.
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(This is the look that SXR Mario is giving out.)
Mario: Does this look like a face of I don't give a d--n?
(Y/N): *Unamused* That face look more a I never get laid on the bed & don't get any action.
Mario: ... *>:D* Joke on you, Mario been getting action by his Spaghettis waifus so joke on you, b--ch! Along with having 2 wives that Mario love!
(Y/N): *Thought & -_-* He just make it sound very sad along with very scarring for life to go to so many therapies.
Wario: WE'RE ALMOST AT HOME STRETCH!
Waluigi: JUST A LITTLE-.
But before they can reach it, they begin hearing an intense music.
