•Memes•

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Meme quotes =D

Vi: Y'all know that audio where it's like...imma fuck this cupcake.

Caitlyn: *jungshook* ...

Vi: it's a funny audio...

Caitlyn: ...

(Y/n) & Jinx: *look at each other and snort.*

Jinx: I wish my father was more... present in my life.

...

*At Caitlyn's room after the bridge bombing. Waiting for tonight for the council meeting.*

Vi: I'm gonna go through your personal drawers and see what needs changing.

Caitlyn: *facepalms*

Vi: *shuffle, shuffle* What, are you a zoo elephant?

Caitlyn: Those are my night peanuts..

Vi: There shouldn't be day peanuts and night peanuts. They're just peanuts.

Caitlyn: I'm sorry. Why is that weird?

Vi: *ignores* oh you have a bunch of metal toothpicks.

Caitlyn: they're bobby-pins

Vi: What's a bobby-pin?

Caitlyn: It keeps your hair back.

Vi: Do you need Bobby's pins to keep your hair up?

Caitlyn: It's bobby-pin not Bobby's pins.

Vi: but look at this, what do we have here *shuffle, shuffle* A bunch of beat up old sacks.

Caitlyn: My vintage purses.

Vi: Well you know what? They could be sexier.

Caitlyn: You want my bags to be sexier?

Vi: will it kill ya to get something sleek covered in gems for once.

Caitlyn: *confused* You want my purses to be covered in gemstones?

Vi: The whole undercity does! That's what we think is sexy. We want to be playing a saxophone in an alley and have you walk by in a fancy ass outfit with a purse with gems.

Caitlyn: ...(wtf is wrong with my stay?)

Vi: but you topsiders don't listen.

Caitlyn: what?

...

*when (Y/n) was around 8*

Silco: I sat here and posed for like 10 minutes. Let me see the product.

(Y/n): But- *a little scared but hands her drawing.*

Silco: *sees a poorly drawn stick figure of him.* Is that me?

(Y/n): *tears in the corner of her eyes*

Silco: *in a panic* No! No! It's nice! It's so nice. Ohhh I've never looked better.

(Y/n): *sniffs*

Silco: *picks (Y/n) up* ooo where were you...where were you when it was time for senior photos?

(Y/n): Then why was Sevika laughing?

Silco: Sevika don't know what she doin anyway *pets her ears* That's how you say "that—that's a great drawing" in French.

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