That next morning.

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Y/N POV
I had fallen asleep on the couch in the lobby. Thankfully Blitz is letting me stay at the office, since I don't have a home. I woke up to a poking in my side, I sit up and it's Millie.

Millie: morning new guy

Y/N: the names Y/N, or N/N, and morning Mills

Millie: How're you doing?

Y/N: tired.

Millie: same lol

Y/N: So how does it usually go around here?

Millie: we wait for something to do, Mox gave all of our weapons a good and proper cleaning and repair yesterday and we haven't gone on a mission yet so there's nothing for you to do either.

Y/N: well what the fuck Moxxie?

Moxxie: Sorry

We all laugh.

Y/N: So we just hang out?

Millie: Pretty much

So that's what we did, kinda boring, but we don't have anything else to do. Soon enough it's lunch time, and I pull out what little I have. Soup bullion, hardtack, a can of corned beef, and some my cognac mom sent me a while ago. I feel my heart twinge when I see the drawing Angela sent me back in November, and I must've made a sad face.

Millie: What's wrong N/N? Something got ya down?

Y/N: just this drawing my girlfriend sent me while I was alive. I never got to tell her I loved her a last time, we had a argument over something stupid before I left for the front. I'd forgotten what we ate on our first date together.

Millie: that's extremely stupid.

Y/N: I know, but I shouldn't have gotten so mad at her, should've been the bigger person.

Millie: she shouldn't have been mad to begin with. That's a extremely stupid thing to be mad over.

Y/N: yeah that's true, but I still miss her.

Millie: fair enough

We hang out more, me making some dinner with my Mess kit on the stove that was in the break room, for some odd reason there is one. As I did, Loona was doing some sniffing around the break room, looking for someone's lunch to steal. She was sniffing around my stuff and I threw her a stern glare, and she immediately backed off. She started going after Moxxie's lunch, same glare was dispatched, same reaction. M&M had been watching this entire interaction.

Millie: Did he just get her to back down?

Moxxie: yes he did, sweet Satan

Blitz: What're y'all so shocked about?

Millie: He got Loona to back off of Mox's lunch, somehow.

Blitz: Wait actually?

Moxxie: yeah, I'm just as surprised as you are!

Y/N: Is it a common occurrence?

Millie: Unfortunately

Y/N: Dang

Moxxie: Thank you

Y/N: no problem

I finish up my stew and start chowing down. It looks, less than appetizing, to put it nicely. Blitz saw this

Blitz: the fuck is that?

Y/N: My lunch?

Blitz: it looks like someone threw up in a bowl

Y/N: Yup, that's what ya get from military rations.

Blitz: that's not acceptable for one of my employees, follow me

He drags me outside and across the street to some sorta crappy looking restaurant.

Blitz: Ey Stevie!

Stevie: Well lad!

Blitz: my new friend here needs some food, think you can get him some?

Stevie: Of course! Take a seat and I'll be right back with food for both of ya!

Blitz: My usual for both of us!

Stevie: You got it Blitz!

Y/N: Blitz this isn't going to be like, human flesh or anything is it?

Blitz: What?! Hell no! Human flesh tastes gross!

Y/N: how and why do you know this?

Blitz: Oh some clients have me bite the targets to death.

Y/N: Damn, remind me to never piss you off

Blitz: Nah I won't do that to ya, I think M&M would kill me if I did that. You have quite a charm on the two already

Y/N: Really?

Blitz: Yeah, for one you managed to prevent Loona from stealing Mox's lunch, that in itself is a achievement

Y/N: I'm a humanitarian, well demonitarian now I guess.

Blitz: the fuck is that?

Y/N: Basically I'm concerned for the welfare of humans, or demons now. Mox needs food just like everyone else so I gotta make sure he gets his share like everyone else.

Blitz: so you're like a empath?

Y/N: I counter, the fuck is a empath?

Blitz: A empath? Someone that is aware of others feelings and emotions without asking.

Y/N: I have no idea how you made the connection but no, I'm just concerned about the how people's lives are, are they living comfortably, do they enjoy their life, stuff like that.

Blitz: Satan, we could use a lot more guys like you down here.

Y/N: Yeah, I could guess, I saw three different groups of people gang rape several people on the way over here, that was difficult to watch and just ignore.

Blitz: ya get used to it

Y/N: I don't think I want to get used to it.

Blitz: Life down here is like that, full of stuff you don't want to see or do, but we get on with it.

Y/N: oh

Blitz: please don't kill yourself

Y/N: I'll try, but no guarantees.

Blitz: Could be better, but we'll work on it

This was the majority of our day, so I'll just skip to that night. I was hunkering down for the night to go to sleep, now in my office. It was calm, dare I say it peaceful. I fall asleep.

Chapter End

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