Tujhe Kitna Chahne Lage Hum (An UmRash Short Story)

Shot 7 Part -1

Everyone are in the living room and laughing and talking.
KK: Umar maine tujhe bohot miss kiya, tere bina itna bore horaha tha main.
Umar: Kyun bro? Mere vajese toh tere rishte bann nahi paaye, ab toh main tha nahi, toh bana leta naye rishte.
Rashami: Umar! Chup karega?
Umar: Rashami baat hi toh kar raha hun, KK hum baat kareinge iss baarein mein. Hurt kiya tune mujhe.
KK: Umar.
Rashami: Umar chhod please.
Umar gives rashami a look. Asim understands that this might turn into an argument.

Asim: Mithu aap chalo mere saath, mujhe aapse bohot saari baatein karni hai.
Umar: Asim, bhait yaha pe aur jo pehle kaam karna woh karke phir apni mithu ke sath baath kar lena.
Asim: kya bhai! Meri thodi izzat karo, yaha pe bhi daant rahe ho.
Umar gives asim a look, everyone are amused looking at these brothers, but rashami looks the happiest as two of the most important people are here.
Asim: accha okay!
Asim: So guys, ye kaam actually Umar or Rajiv ka tha, par maine socha woh log contestants hai iss season ka aur aap logon ko lagega ki biased hai. As a senior of this show and a avid watcher, main aap logon ko aina dikhane vaala hun!
Umar: oh hello, bhai bol bada hun tujhse.
Rashami: Umar, zyaada mat karo, asim tu usko chhod.
Umar: rashami tu kuch zyaada side nahi le rahi hai asim ki?
Rashami: kyun na lun? Best friend hai mera.
Asim: Bas karo sab. Rajiv please saaman mangva dena.
Rajiv: Yes, bb please aap saaman bejdo store mein. Teja store room mein saaman aaya honga woh leke aao.
Teja: okay and she gets a mirror.
Asim: so, ab main sabko aina dikhaunga ki aap log kaise lag rahe ho aur kaise khel rahe ho.
I'll start with KK
Asim: Karan aapko apne aankhen kholke analyse karne padega ki ghar pe kya hora raha hai. Aap akele aaye game khelne aur jeetega bhi ek hi. Girlfriend ka saath dete dete aisa na ho ki na dost rahe na trophy, so think about what you are doing wrong rather what people are saying you are doing wrong.

The next was Rakhi

Asim: Rakhi aapko lag raha hai ki aap bohot zyaada entertaining ho, par jab aap below the belt jaake personal comments maarte ho, woh entertainment nahi insult hota hai. To be honest maine aapka game iss baar itna dekha nahi kyun ki aap aate hi VIP ban gaye aur aapke sanchalan devo ne kiya tha aap nahi, toh ab yeh week dekhta hun kaise khelte ho aap.

Rakhi tries to revolt but asim walks away.
Umar and Rajiv who were behind the housemates weren't able to control their laughs watching the housemates faces.

Rajiv: Umar yeh kitna strict hai, sabke shakal dekhna.
Umar: chup kar rajiv, mat hasa mujhe, karne de usse, ab dekh ye sab hote hi phir vahi kareinge ye log.

Meanwhile Asim next goes to Nishant
Asim: Nishant aapko lagta hai ki aap teen paanch karne se, tasks mein overacting karne se bohot dikh rahe ho, par yeh aapki galatfahmi hai. Daan dene se koi VIP nahi bann jaata hai. Pehle apne liye khelo. Stick up to your friends, game ke bahar bhi ek duniya hai. Dosti ya dushmani, ek toh sahi se nibhana seekho. Aur haan jisse aap har jagah overacting ki dukaan aur jiski aap nakal utarte ho na, woh ek highest paid actress hai aur usne aapse zyaada naam aur izzat kamaya hai. Toh agle baar imitate karne se pehle ek baar mere baarein soch lena. I'll not be polite next time.

BB: Asim ghar pe sirf hindi mein baat karein.
Asim: Sorry BB.

Umar and Rajiv start laughing hard as they couldn't control their laughter!

Umar: Asim, darr gaye sab tere se. Thoda aaram se kar yaar. Bechare.
Rajiv: Yeah asim, maine kabhi itna shaant yeh ghar ko dekha nahi.
Asim: Aap dono ko karna chahiye tha yeh, aur jo bol raha hun sach bol raha hun, toh bhai aap chup karo ab thodi der.

Rajiv and Umar understand the situation and stop laughing (or try to).

Asim next goes to Shamita
Asim: Shamita aap accha kar rahe ho, par aapki ek problem hai. Aapko yeh lagta hai sab aapke girt ghumta hai, aisa nahi hai and aap sirf weekends pe karte ho, stand up for yourself when it is needed not in the weekend. And apne baat pe khade raho. Otherwise you are one of my favourites.

Asim goes to Pratik
Asim: Pratik, ott khatam hogaya aur yeh bb hai, par aapka pattern badla nahi hai. Poke karo, instigate karo aur reaction nikalo. yeh aapko lagta hoga sahi kar rahe, par galatfahmi hai aapki. Mere season mein mujhe yahi bolte the. Aap bohot sensible ho jab baat karte ho, but then aap itna ek insaan ko poke karte ho ki opp vaala bohot violently react kar deta hai. Haan aur aap shayad apne dum pe khel sakte ho, har waqt kisi ladki ki ya VIP ki support ki zaroorat nahi. Choose your sides and friends wisely.

Asim goes to Devoleena next
Asim: Devo, ho kya gaya hai tumhe? Itni negativity? The devoleena i knew, aisi kabhi nahi thi. Itna venom spit karte ho aap, ek point ko audience ko bhi show toxic lagne lag gaya hai. Aap apne liye khelna shuru karo, sabko pata lagega ki devoleena hai kaun. And sabse zyaada disappointed tum se hi hun. Jis dost ko tumne itna bhala bura bola, tumhe pata hai ki woh kis situation mein thi show mein aur show ke baad. And jiske baarein mein tum baat kar rahi thi, woh hai bhi nahi duniya mein. Dusra mere bhai ko koi victim bana nahi sakta aur na hi rashami desai aisi hai.

Rashami: Asim chhod, purani baaton ko mat la.
Asim: mithu aap chup raho, next aaraha hun aapike paas.
Asim: Aap Rashami Desai ho, har baar aap yeh kyun bhul jaate ho? Why the hell do you forgive people so easily? Why do you let people step on you? Inko shayad pata nahi hai ki aap kya ho. Season 13 ka ek ghante ke episode dekh ke bohot perceptions bana liya hai. Sach toh hume pata hai, haina devo? Par main bohot proud hun, aapne aapka ek alag roop dikhaya hai and everyone is loving it. Logon pe soch samaj ke trust karo and ab se apne liye khelo! Bohot khel kiya dusron ke lie!
Rashami, forgive but never forget. You know what you have been through. Be the Rashami Desai I know.
BB: Asim ghar pe sirf hindi mein baat karein.
Umar: Asim kya yaar? Hindi mein baat karna, kya natak kar raha hai?

Everybody laugh on this.
Asim: maaf karde bhai.
Umar: main jaa raha hun sab ke lie chai banane.
Asim: thank you bhai.
Umar goes to make tea.

Meanwhile teja is a little bit scared as she knows what asim was talking about and he was ignoring her.

To be contd..
Part 2 will be updated soon!
As this shot is very long, divided it in two parts!
Hope you guys like it :)