sambucky one-shots

Sam Bucky incorrect quote

Sam: i actually have a black belt
Bucky: what in karate
Sam: from Gucci
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Bucky struggling to walk or even stand up "straight" in the heals: i dont think heals are really for me
Sam, strutting in 7 inch sparkly heals: ha, WEAK
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Sam: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
Bucky:did you just say sorry in morse code
Sam: No its remorse code.
Bucky: I'm even angrier now.
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Bucky half asleep and cheesy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Sam: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Bucky waking up: Absolutely not
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Sam holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume
Bucky grabs it and chugs it
Bucky: perfume
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Sam: is something burning
Bucky: just my love for you
Sam: bucky.... the toaster is on fire
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Bucky: are you an arrrr pirate or a yo ho ho pirate
Sam: im a not paying $600 dollars for photoshop pirate
(Because he's Cinderella)
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Sam after Bucky gets hurt during a mission: what the fuci is wrong with you
Bucky just waking up from getting hurt: a good morning would be nice
Sam: good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you
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(Bucky after someone says Sam can't be captain America he's black)

Bucky: I've prevented a murder today
Sam cuddling bucky: oh how so
Bucky: self control
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Sam: Remember when you "didn't" try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Bucky: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Sam: at least put a band-aid on it
Bucky: is this OUR stab wound, no? I didn't think so
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A/n: sorry its been a little while EDIT: this is from the incorrect quote generator I changes who said stuff and some of the words