Percy Jackson, 39 Clues, And Harry Potter Crossover

Siren's Song

So pissed at wattpad. SO PISSED. Omg. I made this long, beautiful chapter for you guys as an Easter surprise or something, and they just delete it! Like it was nothing! I've been working on that chapter since the day I posted the other one! And it's... It's gone... 😭😭😭

Anyways, I memorized it, (Thank god.) so we're good. Well... I didn't actually memorize it word for word, but I memorized most of it by proof-reading it about 1000 times. So...
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Nellie's POV

"Don't tell me!" Percy pleaded. "Not C.C.'s Spa and Resort! Annabeth!"

'Oh dear Lord, we're gonna be here forever.' I thought as the boat lurched forward, but no one seemed to notice it.

"I dunno Percy," Annabeth shrugged. "I think you looked cute as guinea pig."

"I do not!" Percy protested. "Tell her, Jace!"

"Wasn't there. Can't make a judgement." Jason said.

"But... But... I still have a craving for lettuce!" He whined. "Speaking about lettuce..." Wiggling his fingers, eyes wide, Percy led himself to Piper's conucopia and pulled out a lettuce head.

"Food..." He moaned. He lifted the lettuce head to his mouth, but froze, lettuce right outside the entrance of his mouth. He scrunched up his eye brows and crinkled his nose.

"No, Grover. You may not have any food." Percy hugged the lettuce to his chest in a protective manner. A shocked expression formed on his face. "No, I will not abort a quest--a very important one at that--to bring you empanadas!"

He looked up at us. "This is very normal, he's just having one of his satyr rehab moments. It'll pass." He assured.

"Uh huh." Leo nodded. "Yeah. Okay, sure. This is totally normal."

Jonah just shrugged like he had a satyr friend named Grover who got satyr rehab moments annually. "I can dig."

I leaned down toward Jason. "Who in Gideon Cahill's name is that child talking to?"

He shrugged casually. "Grover." Yes, because from the many to
times he screamed Grover's name, I would've thought he was talking to Chiron!

"Yeah, well great. Thanks." I said sarcastically. "It was rhetorical, by the way."

"GROVER, SHUT THE HADES UP. PIPER'S CORNACOPIA STAYS HERE." Percy yelled. And when I say 'yelled', I mean like a little girl. "AS FOR YOU, IF YOU DONT HANG UP THIS PHONE LINK THING RIGHT NOW, I WILL DRAG YOUR FURRY BUTT TO TARTURUS AND FEED YOU TO CERBERUS."

From the relieved sigh and un-scrunched eyebrows, I'm guessing Grover is scared of Cerberus.

"Well..." Luna said.

"Yeah." Neville replied. "That was completely abnormal."

"Well, c'mon then. We gotta go to-" Percy started.

"Already there, hold on to something guys!" Leo yelled, grabbing at a nearby pole or something.

Unfortunately, I grabbed Dan, and Dan grabbed a chair. So we both came tumbling out of the ship. Somewhere in between screaming for our lives and preparing for impact of our face and the ocean, I asked Dan why the Madeline Cahill did he grab a chair, and he just looked at me like I went insane and asked why the Katherine Cahill I grabbed him.

Closing my eyes and taking a deep breath, I waited for my body to be engulfed by the freezing water.

Splash.

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Okay, now for all you people in your beds, all cozy and warm, I envy you so much.