Percy Jackson, 39 Clues, And Harry Potter Crossover

Rude

I know, I know. Long time no see. Yada yada yada. Anyways this chapter is dedicated to a_random_demigodz for being an AMAZHANG reader. Anyways there will be a new character, who totally doesn't belong to me but a_random_demigodz ! Your absolutely going to love her. Well probably. I mean, Nobody's perfect! (Oh my gods no. I didn't mean Annabeth! I meant like really nobody.) Anyways, read on my Dark Angels.
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Neville's POV

"Fiske is what?!" A shocked Amy screeched, tears forming in her eyes.

"Amy, he's dead." Jake soothed. "There's no sugar-coating it."

"How do you know? He could be... Maybe... He can't be!" She sobbed.

"Sinead contacted us a while ago. She found Pheonix wandering around half dead with an arrowhead sticking out of his chest. She's really worried. I... I'm really worried." Atticus looked down after explaining the situation.

"WHAT?! WHERE'S PHEONIX?! I'm out. Peace and blessings." Jonah said as he showed a peace sign and headed for the "door".

"If you leave, you'll fall face flat into the ocean." Annabeth said matter-of-factly while grabbing a Romeo and Juliette book (of course, one of the very first copies, no less for her.) and struggled to read the first page.

"Word, but hold up. Jason, my main man, be flyin' down to catch me, right bro?" Jonah asked.

"No. Not this time. Not again, dude." Jason said.

"Well, my brotha Perce be doin his water crud and catch my butt, wont ya man?" Jonah asked again. Percy just laughed for what felt like a year before he said a simple...

"No."

"Guys, back on topic!" Madison yelled.

"What topic?" Her sister, Reagan, asked.

"FISKE!" Amy yelled through sniffs and struggles for air.

"Who's this Fisc guy anyway? Was he you dad or something. Im really sorry bro." Leo said. (A/N Oh Leo. Your lucky your cute.) Dan took a deep breath, slowly turned around, and thats when Leo knew that he was gonna get smacked.

"Nope!" Dan said, popping the p and smiling. "He's my grand-uncle. Thats what it's called, right? Grand uncle?" He laughed.

"Dan, Fiske is dead. Like Hades dead. Aren't you even a little sad?" Jason asked him incrudeously.

"Nope!" He said again, popping the p.

"And why's that?" Ginny asked, and to be honest, surprising us all. Ever since Harry's had to go back, Ginny hasn't spoken to anyone. Well she has, but not so much. Its pretty rare if she does.

"Hey calm down, just because the gods damned boy doesn't cry the first hour of a death doesn't mean that you guys got any right to interrogate the kid!" Piper said.

"No beauty queen, I think he just really doesn't care. Look at that... That face he has on!" Leo said.

"Yeah, splitting image of you, bro." Hamilton said while high-fiving Jonah.

"Yeah, splitting image of you." Leo mimicked in a mocking tone.

"Did you just call Dan ugly?!" Nellie asked.

"Hey! What is it? Make fun of Leo Day?" Leo asked.

"Nah man." Percy reassured. "That's everyday."

"Why ya gotta be so rude?" Leo asked.

"Eating all that food." Percy sang.

"Even if it's crude." Hamilton added. At this point Dan (suprisingly) and Jonah were beatboxing.

"It changes our happy mood." Jason sang along.

"It can't be bit or chewed." Dan said.

"On stage I ain't never booed." Jonah rapped.

"Yes, but your fans smell lewd." Ian remarked.

"Shut up... Dude!" Jonah tried to save the rhythm.

"If you guys don't stop, you'll all be sued." Annabeth muttered from behind her Romeo and Juliette book.

A chorus of claps rang out through the room, and a few wolf whistles from Percy. The whole time Amy was staring at Dan with her eyebrows scrunched up.

"NICO!" She yelled. "GET YOUR LAZY BUTT UP!"

"Hmm...?" A baby-ish mewl came from down the hall. Out came Nico shuffling out in his skull boxers and...

Absolutely. Nothing. Else.

Well except for socks. His eyes were half closed and his feet were dragging on the floor, until he tripped and fell face-flat on the floor.

"Huh?" He said and snorted. "No Bianca, I don't wanna go to school! All the teachers are..." He crinkled his nose. "Creepy."

"Man, you are one messed up ball of death." Percy commented.

"Hey I got one, why's Nico almost nude?" Ron asked.

"Whaa...?" Nico's hands flew to his thighs and then his torso. His eyes flew open and he looked up to the crowd of kids looking at him, some covering their eyes so technically they weren't looking at him. Heck, Hamilton covered Reagan and Madison's eyes with one hand each, while they covered each of his eyes with a hand. An ear-peircing scream rang out through the room right before Nico ran back in the room holding up his boxers with both hands. He actually survived with only a few slips.

"Well that was... Interesting." Jason remarked.

Nico came back a few minutes later and the first thing he said was...

"No one say a word."

"Still very interesting." Jason said.

"I said don't say a wo-" Nico started.

"Word, but dude, where in the world your shirt be at?" Jonah asked.

"It's with frickin' Simba, okay?!" Nico snapped. "He's giving it as a gift to Nemo."

At that point there was alot of yelling and screaming about clothes, so I was pretty glad I didn't talk the whole time.

"ENOUGH!!!" Someone yelled. Everyone looked back to see Hermione walking out the hallway with an annoyed look on her face.

"I. Could. Hear. You. From. Planet. Mars. What in the world is going on?!" Hermione said through gritted teeth.

"Actually, we have no idea why we're fighting." Leo said with a few nods in the background.

"What was the last thing you..." She coughed. "...yelled?" She asked.

"Um I believe I said 'My numbella is better than yours.' Wait no no no. 'My nutella is better than yours.' ." Leo recalled.

"No actually you said 'My umbrella is better than yours.'." Ian said.

"Shut up. Leo's talking." Leo hushed. "Moving on, yes, my umbrella is indeed better than yours."

"1. That sounds very wrong and 2. Your fighting about... Umbrellas?" She asked.

"No, some peo-" I started. A 'BANG!' Stopped the ship.

"Not another..." Reagan said. Leo ran to the deck, but didn't come back. We followed him about 5 seconds after he left and saw him running across a kind of beach it seemed, his arms flailing wildly.

"CAAAAALYYYYYPPPPPSOOOOOO!! I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK. I TOLD YOUUUUUUUUU!!"