The smell wafting out from the kitchen is far too delicious for you to resist ordering an appetizer. You hope the bros won't try to freeload and steal bites off your plate. The appetizer set you back five whole bucks! It would be hard to meet your fourteen beer goal now.
"Dude, are you going to order anything?" Maddie pops her gum again, sounding annoyed.
Fuck. You were so excited by the prospect of food that you hadn't even decided what you wanted to order.
Flashing an apologetic smile, you quickly raise the menu to scan over the appetizers. The Southwestern Eggrolls sound amazing with their crispy flour tortillas, chicken, black beans, jalepeno jack cheese, red peppers, and spinach served with avocado ranch. Oh, and who can forget the tried-and-true choice of fried pickles served with house-made ranch?
Both look absolutely mouthwatering, and for some strange reason, you feel as if this choice ultimately doesn't matter. The food would be delicious no matter what you picked. Maddie looks like she's about to strangle your dumb ass for wasting her time, so you'd better make that decision already.
Do you...
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Fourteen Beers at Chili's
HumorChoose your own adventure to drink fourteen beers at Chili's!