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by SentiReads

by SentiReads

As irritating as it is to indulge Derek's ego, you're too hungry to turn down the nachos. Washing your hands won't kill you. Come to think of it, you can't remember the last time you washed your hands. You typically just sneak out of the bathroom before anyone notices what a gross bastard you are.

With an annoyed huff, you stand from the table and stomp to the bathroom like an angry toddler. Just because you are giving into Derek's demands doesn't mean you aren't going to pretend you don't think it's a little ridiculous. Derek doesn't follow you to the bathroom to wash his own hands.

Hypocrite.

You fling open the door, grateful the bathroom is empty, and storm over to the sinks. Despite your anger, you can't help but notice how clean the room is. The tiles sparkle, and it smells pleasantly of lavender. God bless the Chili's employees' dedication to amazing service. They definitely deserve at least fifteen dollars an hour. Everyone in America does.

Hell, make that twenty dollars an hour!

The white porcelain sinks sparkle like they are brand new. It would be a shame to get them all soapy. You aren't exactly the neatest hand washer. Somehow, you always get the water everywhere. That one time in middle school where you got the water on your jeans and everyone thought you pissed yourself still haunts you. That's when you started your dirty habit of sneaking out of the restroom without washing up.

Rubbing your chin, you formulate a plan. There's no way Derek will know if you actually wash your hands or not. You could stand here for about thirty seconds doing nothing, and he'd be none the wiser. The sinks and your clothes could stay nice and dry. If Derek was so concerned about germs, he would have come with you to wash his hands as well. It would serve him right if he got whatever that freaky flu was that he mentioned.

Clean or dirty hands, it doesn't matter one way or the other to you.

Do you...

WASH YOUR HANDS (GO TO PAGE 20)

DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS (GO TO PAGE 20)

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