Bungo Stray Dogs chatfic

Getting Along

*Dazai has started a chat*

*Dazai added 14 others*

*Dazai changed 15 names*

Tea on rice: Um... Dazai-San? What is this?

Double suicide: A chat

Hot doctor: What the hell is this?

Snacks: Yeah, and why put me in it?

22 and still growing: What the fuck is this?

Double suicide: Ah you actually looked at it Chuuya!

Nobody likes me: Chuuya, aren't you supposed to be working?

Tea on rice: Who are some of these people?

Can't get a gf: Dazai, you should be working too! You're lucky you still have a job here!

Double suicide: Oh calm down Kunikida. I'll just have Atsushi do it.

Tea on rice: Why me?!

Double suicide: Who else could I have do it?

Tea on rice: Good point...

Kimono girl: What's with the nicknames?

Snacks: Ask Dazai

Tea on rice: Yeah, what's with the nicknames Dazai-San?

Double suicide: I'll explain that in a minute. First, do you guys know who each other are?

Hot doctor: Well obviously everyone from the ADA, but there are some people I don't know.

22 and still growing: Yeah, same here. And what the fuck is this horrible ass nickname you waste of bandages?!

Double suicide: Allow me to explain. ADA, I'd like for you to meet the Port Mafia. Port Mafia, ADA.

Everyone else (I'm lazy)- WHAT?!

Hot doctor: The port mafia?!

Can't get a gf: Dazai, how do you know people from the Port Mafia?!

Tea on rice: Wait does that mean that Akutagawa is in here too?!

Demon jacket: Present

Demon jacket's sibling: I'm also present

Double suicide: Don't tell me you two are just here to lurk. C'mon, join in on the fun.

22 and still short: We'll make a deal, you don't try anything with us, and we don't anything to you. Ok?

Double suicide: This is where you agree Kunikiiidaa

Can't get a gf: Fine

Double suicide: Good! Now for introductions! Please state your name and something about you.

Tea on rice: Shouldn't you go first Dazai-San?

Double suicide: Nah, everyone already knows me. Let's start with.... @can't get a gf.

Can't get a girlfriend: Why me?

Double suicide: Because, you're the most inspiring.

Can't get a gf: Your flatter won't work on me Dazai. But alright, there's no point in arguing about it with you. The name is Kunikida, and I like coffee.

Double suicide: Next is... @Tea on rice.

Tea on rice: Atsushi, and I love tea on rice.

Double suicide: Great! Next will be... @Snacks.

Snacks: Ranpo. And I am the second best at the ADA, behind the president.

Double suicide: I'm bored, so can we hurry this up? @Hot doctor