Valentine's Day Special

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(Anyone else alone on this horrible day?)

Lemon boy: So you guys know how I was researching us all?

Tea on rice: Yeah what about it?

Double suicide: I bet he found something interesting

Hot doctor: I'm a little concerned only because of who it is that found this stuff

Can't get a gf: What did you find, Kenji?

Lemon boy: I found pictures, information, blood types....

22 and still short: Even the port mafia?

Lemon Boy: Yeah

Demon jacket: As much as I dislike this, I suppose it must be true

Nobody likes me: Even me?

Double suicide: So now that Kenji has all the information in the world at his fingertips about us, should we have him explain?

Kimono girl: I wonder what it says

Lemon boy: Who should I start with?

Can't get a gf: I say Dazai should be first

Double suicide: Aw why me? Start with Kunikida

Lemon boy: Well now I don't know who to start with

Snacks: Start with the most boring person and save the most interesting for last

Lemon boy: Okay, we'll start with Kunikida then!

Can't get a gf: Why am I always first in these?

Lemon boy: So the information is as follows. Name: Kunikida Doppo; Ability: Doppo Poet; Height: 6'2; Age: 22; Likes: His notebook, fishing, and seared tataki bonito; Dislikes: Unplanned events, authority

Can't get a gf: You idiot, do you realize that's my whole life out there in the open?!

Double suicide: Don't worry Kunikida, we'll all get our turn

Can't get a gf: Yeah right. I'm sure you'll find some way to work yourself out of it like you usually do

Lemon boy: Uh guys? There's something concerning on here

Tea on rice: What is it?

Lemon boy: Manga debut: Book 1; Episode debut: Episode 1; Light Novel debut: Dazai Osamu's entrance exam; Stage Actor: Teruma; English VA: Patrick Seitz; Japanese VA: Yoshimasa Hosoya

Double suicide: Now isn't this interesting?

Lemon boy: I don't really get it, but it gives me a bad feeling

Tea on rice: That wouldn't make any sense though unless....

Can't get a gf: Kenji, is there a video of me anywhere?

Lemon boy: Yeah, but you look different

Snacks: Different?

Lemon boy: Here

*Lemon Boy attached one image*

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