(Anyone else alone on this horrible day?)
Lemon boy: So you guys know how I was researching us all?
Tea on rice: Yeah what about it?
Double suicide: I bet he found something interesting
Hot doctor: I'm a little concerned only because of who it is that found this stuff
Can't get a gf: What did you find, Kenji?
Lemon boy: I found pictures, information, blood types....
22 and still short: Even the port mafia?
Lemon Boy: Yeah
Demon jacket: As much as I dislike this, I suppose it must be true
Nobody likes me: Even me?
Double suicide: So now that Kenji has all the information in the world at his fingertips about us, should we have him explain?
Kimono girl: I wonder what it says
Lemon boy: Who should I start with?
Can't get a gf: I say Dazai should be first
Double suicide: Aw why me? Start with Kunikida
Lemon boy: Well now I don't know who to start with
Snacks: Start with the most boring person and save the most interesting for last
Lemon boy: Okay, we'll start with Kunikida then!
Can't get a gf: Why am I always first in these?
Lemon boy: So the information is as follows. Name: Kunikida Doppo; Ability: Doppo Poet; Height: 6'2; Age: 22; Likes: His notebook, fishing, and seared tataki bonito; Dislikes: Unplanned events, authority
Can't get a gf: You idiot, do you realize that's my whole life out there in the open?!
Double suicide: Don't worry Kunikida, we'll all get our turn
Can't get a gf: Yeah right. I'm sure you'll find some way to work yourself out of it like you usually do
Lemon boy: Uh guys? There's something concerning on here
Tea on rice: What is it?
Lemon boy: Manga debut: Book 1; Episode debut: Episode 1; Light Novel debut: Dazai Osamu's entrance exam; Stage Actor: Teruma; English VA: Patrick Seitz; Japanese VA: Yoshimasa Hosoya
Double suicide: Now isn't this interesting?
Lemon boy: I don't really get it, but it gives me a bad feeling
Tea on rice: That wouldn't make any sense though unless....
Can't get a gf: Kenji, is there a video of me anywhere?
Lemon boy: Yeah, but you look different
Snacks: Different?
Lemon boy: Here
*Lemon Boy attached one image*
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