(Wtf did I find y'all??? 😂😭💀)
Tea on rice: @Demon jacket get your Diablo arse on here!
Demon jacket: You rang Weretiger?
Tea on rice: Dazai-San said that you don't know what my name is. Is that true?
Demon jacket: Yes, your name is Weretiger
Tea on rice: No it's not!
Doll: I smell tea~ @Mori's child
Mori's child: Yes?
Doll: Just watch
Demon jacket: Yes it is. That's what's written on your birth certificate
Tea on rice: Only because you made it for me!
*half an hour of arguing later*
Demon jacket: Can you shut up already? I'm trying to work
Tea on rice: Not until you learn my name!
Demon jacket: Shouldn't you be playing Cat Life somewhere?
Doll: Wooh~
Mori's child: Ooh la la~
Tea on rice: Shouldn't you be listening to My Chemical Romance?
Demon jacket: Shouldn't you be getting a hair cut?
Tea on rice: Shouldn't you be worshipping Dazai-San?
Doll: He did not just go there-!
Mori's child: Brooo that hits different 😭
Demon jacket: Shouldn't you be looking for a family?
Kimono girl: Ayo?! @Tiny Russian rat
Tiny Russian rat: @Dazai's favorite You're gonna want in on this
Dazai's favorite: Hell yeah
Tea on rice: Shouldn't you be looking for sleep?
Demon jacket: Shouldn't you be looking for some bitches?
Kimono girl: Ouch man. Just ouch
Doll: They goin all in!!
Mori's child: This is truly beautiful. The peak of entertainment 😌✨
Tea on rice: Shouldn't you be on life support?
Demon jacket: Shouldn't you be getting abused?
Tea on rice: Shouldn't you be getting killed?
Dazai's favorite: Damn~
Doll: Damn~
Tiny Russian rat: Damn~
Mori's child: Damn~
Kimono girl: Damn~
Rip off Laughing Jack: Damn~
Double suicide: You both better quit it right now or neither of you get my love
Demon jacket: Yes Dazai-San
Tea on rice: Yes Dazai-San
The kids: Aww but it was so much fun~
Double suicide: Especially since neither of you get any bitches (I'm sorry Atsushi)
Doll: He: Oh my- Wooh!
Mori's child: Sheesh
Tiny Russian rat: *excited screaming*
Tea on rice: Dazai you are the worst!
Demon jacket: Shut up Weretiger!
Tea on rice: My name is Atsushi you brain dead, emo, waste of mine and Dazai's time!
Mori's child: Oh damn
Nobody likes me: Elise-Chan please stop cussing
Mori's child: Never happening
Doll: Ok but that was just uncalled for af
Tiny Russian rat: Jeez
Dazai's favorite: Yes but at least Akutagawa doesn't talk 95% of his fights
Tea on rice: I'm so sorry Akutagawa! I didn't mean it!
Demon jacket: No. I'm done
Tea on rice: Nooo I'm sorry...... 😭💀
Doll: Are you guys secretly together?
Tea on rice: No but we were best friends until I screwed it up
Demon jacket's sibling: He's not actually mad he's just being stubborn
Tea on rice: Really?
Demon jacket: Gin don't tell them that......
Demon jacket's sibling: Too late bro bro
Demon jacket: Why me?
Tea on rice: *deep inhale* BESTIEEE~?
Demon jacket: You are forgiven, Weretiger
Tea on rice: Yay! Ilysm, no homo
Demon jacket: Ilyt, no homo
Tea on rice: Now go back to working that way you aren't eaten or something
22 and still short: What do you think we do in our free time Weretiger??
Tea on rice: You really don't wanna hear my answer
Doll: I'm concerned but fair enough Ig
Mori's child: I'ma go Q
Doll: Bye
*everyone logs off*
Author's Note:
Inspired by my sister who is an absolute queen
And her convo with a friend named Dylan
On Snapchat
My sister: Shouldn't you Idk be playing Fortnite or something
Dylan: Shouldn't you idk be black or something
My sister: Shouldn't you Idk be getting some bitches or something
And then she won the argument.
What he gets for sending LM x Mater from cars smut audio
Anyway, that's it except my cat is laying on me and I gotta use the bathroom but I don't wanna move him.
Save meeeeeeeeeeee
WC: 665
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