ok so dazai 被 kidnap by port mafia and 被放去 basement. 这时一个小矮人进来说 "真完美的 scene!!" dazai 看到那个 orange hair boy boy and 说 "我认得这个人的声音..." 就连续说 "恶心..."
chuuya 抓 dazai 的头发 and 看着他的 beautiful 眼睛
"你一点也没改过!!" dazai said
"那你应该还在考虑自杀，不是吗?" chuuya teased
"对"
"tch, 至少假装否认..."
dazai curiously 问一问，"顺便一提, 你为什么会在这里?"
chuuya replied, "骚扰你"
"huh?"
小矮人转身把 the chains 踢断了,然后 want dazai to fight him.
**lovely romantic amazing pleasant fighting**
after fighting they blushing 因为他们喜欢 fight with each other-
chuuya then held dazai's neck and it was so hot
小矮人把刀 point 去 dazai 的方向 (which is even hotter)
dazai was daring chuuya to 杀他 but chuuya was too šöfț 🥺🥺🥺🥺☺☺☺☺☺ to kill him........
chuuya 把刀放进去墙壁 then 转身走了。dazai 把刀拿出来，丢回给 chuuya 🤩
小矮人正想走的时候，dazai stop him and said "chuuyaaaaahhhh, 你忘了什么??????"
chuuya 不甘愿地转回身说，"下次，你没机会了!!"
房子静了下来。
"没-没有机-机会... HAHH???? 你为什么没笑 ??!?!!?!"
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ok yeah uwuwuw sorry non-chinese readers HEHEHE 👹
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soukoku headcanons..............
Fanfictionyes, another bs 👍 gonna continue this???? IDK SHOULD I made suitable for people that understands and knows how to read chinese words :] 这本书很 shit, dont judge 我... i wrote this for fun AKGKAGZGW DONT FORGET TO CHECK MY OTHER STORIES TOO UWUWUW 🥺🥺...
