"CHUUYA LET'S GO TO THE ORPHANAGE!!"
"hah? 为什么..."
dazai 拉 chuuya 的 small hands and kick him into the 车 🚗
after some time they reached....
atsushi appeared and inside 他的小头脑 is saying "SHIT SJIT SHIT"
dazai the 眼睛亮了起来，sarcastically 说 "WERETIGER!! 你为什么会在这里?? 😏"
the white hair dude said "erm... 我来看 children..."
chuuya then whispered "are you a pedo-"
"WHAT- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!"
LOL
"by the way... what's your point of bringing me here???" chuuya 问
dazai 笑着说 "no reason!!"
the 5'3 ft ginger 皱着眉头 and let out a sigh
"OMG ARE THOSE OUR PARENTS?" one of the orphan screamed in excitement
"你说什么❓ IM NOT A GIRL-" chuuya said with a 红红的脸
dazai laughed uncontrollably at 小矮人，having being misunderstood as a girl...
"WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME HERE DAZAI."
giraffe dazai then explained to the juicy orphans that chuuya is a guy.
"i see..." the children said
suddenly 有一个 maid auntie 跳出来喊 "OMG HANDSOME-"
dazai dodged her pounce and hugged chuuya
"m'lady... 你看. look. 这是我的 boyfriend."
chuuya looked at dazai with that 'HUH' face then started blushing so he looks like a 番茄🍅 now.
the maid auntie embarrassingly walked away feeling depressed, emo, brocken, suicidal, sad, sorrowed, agonized, pitifully sad, techincally very sad, physically sad, mentally unstable, mentality changed to depression, sad.
dazai pat pat the 番茄's head and smiled (OMGGGG IM CRYINF)
then they start to play with the juicy orphans and had alot of fun................
erm-
YOU ARE READING
soukoku headcanons..............
Fanficyes, another bs 👍 gonna continue this???? IDK SHOULD I made suitable for people that understands and knows how to read chinese words :] 这本书很 shit, dont judge 我... i wrote this for fun AKGKAGZGW DONT FORGET TO CHECK MY OTHER STORIES TOO UWUWUW 🥺🥺...
