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Complaint / Ghost Crew complains about Chopper behind his back

GHOST CREW GROUP CHAT~

Sabine: Hey boys.

Ezra: Sup

Zeb: Hey

Kanan: Hello, Sabine.

Hera: excluding someone?

Sabine: Haha, sorry.. Hello Hera.

Hera: Hi! What's going on why aren't we having a physical conversation?

Sabine: Because of Chopper and his opinions.

Ezra: Yeah! that blasted droid broke my desk leg. AGAIN.

Hera: Again?

Sabine: He grabbed my green spray bottle and marked an X over my work!

Zeb: Don't forget what he did to Kanan's Lightsaber last week, crazy droid.

Hera: That's unfortunate, why couldn't you guys tell me?

Kanan: Because the dang thing lurks everywhere that makes a sound.

Zeb: You can say that again.

Ezra: We need to do something about him, it's annoying to have to repair my stuff again and again.

*Chopper enters chat*

Hera: Chopper?

Chopper: WHAT YOU SAY??

Ezra: Chopper.

Chopper: SAY IT TO MY FACE

Sabine: XD say what?

Kanan: alright.. come on, let's calm down

Chopper: I SAID SA-

*Chopper disconnects as everyone sends laughing emojis*

The ship is filled with endless laughter and a cranky droid that got his own named hacked out of a group chat.