On July 31st of 1980, Lily Potter had twins even though she only knew about one child. Everyone thought of the beautiful little girl as a miracle baby, which was definitely not normal in the wizarding world. She had abilities others didn't have...ma...
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Voldy Moldy is desperate for that Damon Salvatore life......
It was the night that everyone was all waiting for......Detention......wooooo. Jocelyn and Draco were walking down toward Hagrid' s hut.
"I can't believe your a Slytherin but can't even be sly or cunning.......god if Merlin or Salazar were here they would throw you around like a rag doll along with that thing you call your sperm donor." Jocelyn ranted or pretty much scolded Draco.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to get you in trouble as well I was only trying to get those Gryffindorks in trouble." Draco whined to his best friend not liking when she was mad at him.
"Well I'm telling you now Draco if you get my brother in trouble somehow again this time I'm gonna cut you off completely and if I'm extra mad I might electrocute you so much you get powers yourself or die......who knows what you can take" she said hitting him upside the head once again.
"Owwww.......also was that a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy inference?" Draco asked thinking that the electrocution and getting powers thing sounded a lot like the famous heros from that Muggle show with the yellow feral box.....he couldn't remember the name though.
They finally got to detention and high made no sense to Jocelyn. Merlin.....she loved Minnie siriusly, but this whole thing was dumb. 'Why are we having detention for staying out at night by staying out at night......excellent logic....!.'
Filch started talking about some stupid creepy shit about hanging kids by their thumbs. 'Sounds like something Reginald would do' Jocelyn thought as she didn't really listen to him ranting about his good old days during the renaissance.
"Wow grandpa with all your stories I would think you used to have fucking tea and biscuits with Henry the eighth......did you meet all his six wives and saw him at the end of his life?" Jocelyn started giving the squib a mocking laugh "oh my god were you one of the sleazy mates that K. Howard met or were you one of the men who Anne Boleyn flirted with?!" As you can tell the girl really like the musical SIX.
Filch glared at the girl being reminded of her disrespectful good for nothing Father who though he was better then everyone else.
"You think your better then me girl....?" He said giving her a threatening look or at least what he thought was a threatening look.
Hermione tried to stop the girl from provoking the cruel man but she was to late.
"Oh come on Mr Grinch I don't think I'm better then anyone else...." Jocelyn started with getting a smirk from Filch thinking he put her in her place but before he can reducible her more she continued " I Know I'm better then you!"
