On July 31st of 1980, Lily Potter had twins even though she only knew about one child. Everyone thought of the beautiful little girl as a miracle baby, which was definitely not normal in the wizarding world. She had abilities others didn't have...ma...
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Jocelyn wondering how this blonde bimbo graduated
Honestly Jocelyn was dreading defense against the dark arts, like she didn't understand what all these little girls saw in this stupid old bitch.
He wasn't even that good looking, he was a dumbass, and dressed like Alexander Hamilton and quoting the perfect man that is Daveed Diggs and his character of Jefferson 'I get no satisfaction witnessing his fits of passion, The way he primps and preens and dresses like the pits of fashion' also watch Hamilton for clear skin (not sponsored).
Every time the girls sees the man, that line enters her mind. Also fuck Thomas Jefferson he was a terrible person much like everyone else in that time period. The girl felt like she was living in that time period with the way these wizards dress like they haven't seen the world in the last 300 years. Which she wasn't even sure if they actually have.
Anyways back to the blonde bitch, he really fits the stereotypes they put on blonde people. He really made Jocelyn want to hate blonde people as a whole, which sucks cause she knows a fair few blonde people but still.
The Gryffindors and Slytherins were sadly sitting in class watching this sorry excuse of a man teach with the remaining quarter of a brain cell he had.
"He's so fucking stupid" Theo complained as he laid his head on the desk. He and Jocelyn were sitting in the back not wanting to catch the dumb bitch disease from Lookfart or whatever his name is.
Jocelyn looked at the boy with a small grin "I agree, he is really stupid but he hasn't even done anything yet honey."
Theo blushed at the nickname but rolled his eyes as the blonde started 'teaching' he hated the man; not because he was dumb as fuck but because he creepily stares at Jocelyn when he sees her. That was actually the reason why he suggested they sat in the back, to make sure the girl wasn't in the man's full view.
He wasn't the only one that noticed the looks Jocelyn was getting from the man; the other slytherins noticed even the golden trio noticed. It was obvious as fuck and it was revolting. He didn't know if Jocelyn noticed it as well (she did) and honestly didn't want her to notice it knowing it would make her super uncomfortable.
Well that's what he thinks because in all honestly Jocelyn was plotting ways to use dumbfarts obvious admiration for her to get things from him. She also planned a few ways to make him mysteriously go missing and be found dead somewhere in the Muggle world....she was thinking of using arsenic; she knows a guy. Or maybe she can use an axe, she can definitely get one on short notice if she wanted. Yea she liked those ideas!
As you can tell the couple hated him. They weren't the only ones clearly. The other Slytherins were so confused as to why people liked this sorry excuse of a man. He was rich for writing books yet it was clear he didn't write them with how little his brain works, there was no way he wrote those well intricate books about his journeys when he doesn't even know anything about Cornish pixies.
