The (badly written) Little Mermaid AU

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by CrazyFrerardie

by CrazyFrerardie

*maniacally laughs in emo at 2:30 AM listening to Na Na Na*

Gerard wasn't like the other teenage boys. Well, it was weird enough being a boy who draws and reads comics instead of playing football, but it as even weirder being a mermaid boy. A mermaid boy who happens to be a prince who just happens to have a weird little nerd cave he retreats to with statues of a very handsome human prince.

(yes they have comic books underwater.)

*gee saves Frankie frum drowning while Mikey (as Scuttles) tells him not to*

So basically Gee goes to the sea witch and she makes him sing into a shell and yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay he becomes a hoooooooman!!!!

So Gee floats to the surface completely naked in his new human body and gets to da beach and Ray and Mikey um, cloth him and stuff so he doesnt go around makin Frankie too horny before the story already begun...

*doggo barks*

"Ugh, calm down! What's so exciting that you have to go and bark and an- woooooooooooooooooooooooah..."

*stands there like an idiot staring at gee*

"Um, c-can I help you? Did your ship crash or something?"

Gerard tried to talk but was muted by the spell. He motioned to his neck and looked up to the sky.

"Oh... You can't talk."

Gerard stares transfixed at the human boy, taking note of how his statue captures every little detail on his actual body.

*bulletproof heart comes on*

oh oki i cant write rn so um...

*skip to when they're like going through the village*

*skip to kiss the girl*

Ray (as sebastian): (but replace "her" with "him" and "girl" with "boy"

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the sea witch turns into evil gee and seduces frankie with his lovely singing voice and then mikey and ray and gee crash the wedding

f: *sees his mermaid tail*

OMG UR A MERMAAAAAAAAAAAID?!!!

g: yee and i got daddy issues...

f: oh that's ok with me baby... ;)

g: oki. DADDY CAN U TURN ME HUMAN SO I CAN GET MARRIED TO MY HUMAN BOY AND NOT SUFFOCATE ON LAND WITHOUT WATER?!!!!

*turns human*

f: but ur tail was so prettyyyyyyyyyyyyy

g: u probably should've said that BEFORE I turned human...

and then frankie and gee live in a big ol castle and swim in the ocean with majestic mermaids and narwhales and other creaturesssssssssssss

the end. im bored.