𝙈𝙀𝙎𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙕𝙀

ix

 sorry for not updating lol anyway also sorry about all the pov changes

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-Y/n's pov- 

Ranboo and I sat together and ate our food. We continued to laugh and make jokes about random things that happened to us. 

Techno had walked into the room and sat down with us. We continued to laugh.

 "Hey, has Phil ever told you about his near-death experience?" Techno asked.

We shook our heads no and Phil sent a glare towards Techno. "Don't." He said lowly.

"Well once Phil went mining and he got distracted, then out of the darkness a baby zombie comes and almost kills him." Techno said, "Should've seen the look on his face when he got home." 

Phil laughed and said, "I'll kill you, Techno." 

"I'd like to see you try." Techno said, "Technoblade never dies." 

Me and Ranboo looked at each other, confused. "Why did you just refer to yourself as Technoblade?" I asked, "Is that not your real name?" 

Techno chuckled, "No, no. Technoblade is my real name. It's just a little folktale." He explained.

"There's a folktale about you?" Ranboo asked. Phil nodded.

"It was about a strong piglin man who fought against Wither skeletons to save the nether," Phil said.

"Not entirely true, but still shows how amazing I am," Techno said jokingly, flipping his hair off his shoulder.

Me and Ranboo laughed lightly. "Wait, I remember! Wilbur used to tell us about that story!" I said, excitedly, "Although, he would just call the hero 'the mighty soldier',"

Phil laughed. "Anyway, Techno was backed into a corner by the wither skeletons. Just as he was about to die, he killed the final wither Skeleton. " Phil continued to explain, "And that's why his catchphrase is-"

"Technoblade never dies!" Ranboo said excitedly. The look of excitement plastered on his face was like a small child, he had never heard the story before. His face lit up with joy.

"Yeah, Wilbur sang us a song after the story. Well, him and Niki. It was always me, Tom, and Tubbo's favorite song," I recalled.

"Well, do you remember it?" Techno asked.

"Of course! I still love that song," I responded. 

"Sing it for us, Y/n!" Ranboo said, smiling. "U-uh, I don't think you guys would really like the way-" I was cut off by Phil. "I'm sure you sound fine, Y/n." Phil spoke, "I'm sure it's delightful."

"O-okay" I stuttered out, this was making me a lot more nervous than I thought it would.

there will come a soldier who carries a mighty sword

Ranboo smiled brightly at me. My heart fluttered at the sight 

He will tear your city down, oh Lei, oh Lai, oh Lord 

Techno bobbed his head to the beat of the song, listening intently. 

Oh Lei, oh Lai, oh Lei, oh Lord 

Phil smiled and tapped his foot to the beat of the song.

He will tear your city down, oh Lei, oh Lai,

The three of them just stared in amazement. 

Oh lord  

They were silent for a while after I finished until Ranboo broke the silence.