True Parents • Yelena Belova

Sisterly Gossip?

I am awake. I have awoken. The beautiful assassin princess Yelena Barnes is awake. I need to call my fake sister. I should brush teeth first. Natasha could probably hear my stinky breath over the phone. I should shower too. She probably can dissect my voice and learn everything about me by the way I say hi. She is a super cool Avenger dude. That's what they do right?

I should stop, I mean she's an Avenger but I am practically assassin royalty. She's survived a bullet from the Winter Soldier, I called him Daddy and gave him a hug. He sang me to sleep for gosh sakes. Yeah. I'm fucking assassin royalty.

I should probably call Natasha now.

I walk to my nightstand grab my phone and scroll to my contacts till I see "Natty the Baddie" displayed on the screen. Ha. That gets me every time. I press call. After like two rings she answers.

"Hi Yelena!"

"Hello," I said.

"Is there a reason you called?"

"Yup."

"And the reason is...?"

"Oh yeah, um, have you read my red room file?" Way to keep it vague me, way to keep it vague.

"No," she started out hesitantly, "I tried to access it but it was to heavily encrypted, mine had nothing on it so I assumed yours would be the same. If you want I can have Tony look into it?"

"No, no, no, no Tony, I got past the encryption."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"There was something on it wasn't there?"

"Yeah."

"Was it bad?"

"I don't know, I think it could be good, it's not just the stuff on the file, um, memories came back too."

"Memories," Nat started to sound kinda confused, jealous, and happy for me at the same time, "Yelena, do you remember your parents?"

"I think."

"You think."

"Look Nat we need to meet in person, preferably soon."

"Ok."

"Really?"

"If it wasn't a big deal you probably wouldn't have called me."

"Yeah."

"Are you anywhere near DC?"

"I am in DC."

"Ok cool, me too, let's meet at that one coffee shop as quick as we can get there."

"Is that one coffee shop Bee's Donuts and Coffee?"

"Yes, now let's meet it's noon already."

"Ok bye Tasha."

"Time for some sisterly gossip."

"Please kindly shut your face?"

The words "call ended" flashed upon my screen and I suddenly felt very nervous as I grabbed my laptop and headed to my car. What happens if I tell Natasha and she introduces me to Dad and he doesn't remember me, or recognize me? What if he tries to kill me? What if Natasha doesn't even bring me to him? What if, STOP WHAT IFING YELENA!!

I pulled up to the coffee shop and walked in only to see a one Natasha Romanoff waving me over...

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