My America

The setting is night, a giant skull looms in the distance, multiple carriages being pulled by skeletal invisible horses approach it in one of the carriages are two people one being unimportant, the other a Russian spy.  "Hello I Russian spy Buboski, but you call me American Dark'ness Dementia Red White Blue, I must infiltrate Hogwarts, bye now I must go now I off the skull, get it SKULL cause I AMERICAN." The carriages make their way to the court yard and the contents get off (the contents being students) "Oh! Enoby? I thought you said you would be leaving last school year guess not." A snarky voice says from behind Buboski or American. "Yes! I American goffik 17 year old girl who likes bi guys VERY American if you ask me, not Russian at all" American surveys the young man who yelled to him and decided that the name 'Drakko' fit him well "I call you Drakko" said American "Oh my satan I can't believe you remembered my name, I'm so flattered" said Drakko in a flattered tone. "Yes be flattered," they all walk into the skull and an sit down in the grate hall where Albert Dumblydore says "I decree all goffs to be illegal and I hate all goffs!" He decreed DUNT DUNT DUUUUNT "NOOOOOO!!!!" Screamed all the goffs in Hogwarts including American.

American Lunged at Dumblyadore, furious, "Goffs must be legal, otherwise I can't be goffik," screamed American furiously. "I completely understand" said Dumblydore completely understanding, but American knew it was just so he could continue to pose and be the preppy old man he was. Despite this, American went back to his seat and sat down,