AHCTD stuff

We Don't Talk About Jean-Claude ("We Don't Talk About Bruno" AHCTD parody)

Call me cringe all you want, I just felt like doing this

Not sure where it belongs cause there are some characters used in this that I've yet to explain, so I'm posting it here and in the Untold Stories book

Anyways, enjoy

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Joan (Chasm)
We don't talk about Jean-Clau-au-au-aude
We don't talk about Jean-Claude... BUT!

We were all friends that day
(We were all friends that day)
All alive and happy and there wasn't a cloud in the sky!
(Cloud gods were not in the sky)
Jean had a game and he asked us to play
(Thunder!)
You tellin' this story or am I?
(I'm sorry little Joan, go on)

Jean-Claude said "It looks like pain"
(Oh what did he tell ya?)
In doing so he cursed my name
(It was like a novella)
Now my bloodline's all insane!
(What a horrid day but anyway)

Joan + Chasm
We don't talk about Jean-Clau-au-au-aude!
We don't talk about Jean-Claude!

Carolina
Hey!

Couldn't live in fear, Jean is somewhere out there stumbling
I can always see him sorta murdering yet mumbling
I associate him with the sound of slicing knives
Shk, shk, shk!

It's a heavy job, with these souls so frightening
Always left their friends and their families griping
Messing up their destinies, he wasted all their lives
Now I'm out of time

Leo
20 foot frame
Power's in his head
When he calls your name
You're already dead!

Yeah, he keeps you whole
'Till he feasts on your soul!

Carolina + Leo
We don't talk about Jean-Clau-au-au-aude!
We don't talk about Jean-Claude!

Charlotte
He told me that I would die, the next day, dead!
(Oh no!)

Theodore
He told me he'd stab my gut, and just like he said!

Lilly
He said that he would slice my neck in half, now look at my head!

Everyone
You mess with him he'll be sure your life will end!

Sabrina (Jackson)
He told me that I was like a daughter to him and that we would be fine
Now he's crazy and he's all insane and I know things will never be right
(Hey, Joseph's on his way!)

Joseph
He told me that my friends and my dreams would be just out of reach
Stolen by another!

Sabrina (Joseph)
(It's like I hear him now...)
Hey, Jo
I want not a sound out of you!
(I can hear him now!)

Charlie (Jo)
Yeah, Jean-Claude
(Yeah about that Jean-Claude)
We really need to know about Jean-Claude!
(Give us the truth and the whole truth, Jean-Claude!)

Thomas
Oh Charlie, your girlfriend's here!

Everyone
Time for dinner!

*too lazy to type it but yall know everything is fused together here so just imagine that*

Charlie + Jo (Everyone)
(We don't talk about Jean-Clau-au-au-aude!)
Why did we talk about Jean-Claude?
(Not a word about Jean-Claude!)
We never should've brought up Jean-Claude!